Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Mikaela]

It's Saturday, we could smarten up,
Let's go to the church social after we sup.
We'll be polite, and nod and smile
Even to those who happen to be vile.
Jack'll swirl in the hot dark o'my coffee cup.

[ThePirateBride]

Very nice!   

The fireworks lit up the night sky

[Ray]

The fireworks lit up the night sky
The children didn't even cry

[Snowflakes]

The fireworks lit up the night sky
The children didn't even cry
Ennis drew some blood

[Fran]

The fireworks lit up the night sky
The children didn't even cry
Ennis drew some blood
Dealing with some crud

[Mikaela]

The fireworks lit up the night sky
The children didn't even cry
Ennis drew some blood
Dealing with some crud
Helping bikers learn to fly

[Lumière]

Another 

This lad named Ennis was from Sage,

[memento]

This lad named Ennis was from Sage,
He hardly spoke, but he was full of rage,

[Lumière]

This lad named Ennis was from Sage,
He hardly spoke, but he was full of rage,
Got himself engaged to a lass called Alma

[memento]

This lad named Ennis was from Sage,
He hardly spoke, but he was full of rage,
Got himself engaged to a lass called Alma,
and they planned a very simple wedding gala,