Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Snowflakes]

Jack&Ennis could move up to Canada,
Or Las Vegas, sin city in Nevada

[Jackie Sparrow]

Jack&Ennis could move up to Canada,
Or Las Vegas, sin city in Nevada
Living their lives as they please

[Lumière]

Jack&Ennis could move up to Canada,
Or Las Vegas, sin city in Nevada
Living their lives as they please
With no twit, taunt or tease

[Pipedream]

Jack&Ennis could move up to Canada,
Or Las Vegas, sin city in Nevada
Living their lives as they please
With no twit, taunt or tease
Alas what happened? Nada!

 

[Mikaela]

Aaaand another:


If you can't stand it, it's gotta be fixed

[Lumière]

If you can't stand it, it's gotta be fixed
Instead of staying between and betwixt.

[Fran]

If you can't stand it, it's gotta be fixed
Instead of staying between and betwixt.
To hell with closed-minded society,
There's room in the world for variety


(Forgive me for getting carried away here and doing two lines....)

[ThePirateBride]

If you can't stand it, it's gotta be fixed
Instead of staying between and betwixt.
To hell with closed-minded society,
There's room in the world for variety
Our seal of approval is hereby affixed!

[Lumière]

If you can't stand it, it's gotta be fixed
Instead of staying between and betwixt.
To hell with closed-minded society,
There's room in the world for variety
Our seal of approval is hereby affixed!

wow! 

[JulietteMontague]

More, more, more!   

What shall we do on this rainy night?