Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[ThePirateBride]

Monroe is kind hearted but dorky
And also a little bit porky
He loves his pipe
And the floor he may wipe

[saucycobblers]

Monroe is kind hearted but dorky
And also a little bit porky
He loves his pipe
And the floor he may wipe
At the local diner Knife & Forky!

As Ennis washed he pots and pans,

[ThePirateBride]

As Ennis washed he pots and pans,
The horizon he still scans

[Lumière]

As Ennis washed the pots and pans,
The horizon he still scans;
He saw Jack, wishing he could be with him

[ThePirateBride]

As Ennis washed the pots and pans,
The horizon he still scans;
He saw Jack, wishing he could be with him
Maybe he'll ride down on a whim

[Lumière]

As Ennis washed the pots and pans,
The horizon he still scans;
He saw Jack, wishing he could be with him
Maybe he'll ride down on a whim
Ennis watched intently, Jack deserved more than a glance.

[Lumière]

Another ...


'I wouldn't mind sleeping out there',

[Fran]

I wouldn't mind sleeping out there,
Them coyotes better beware!

[Pipedream]

I wouldn't mind sleeping out there,
Them coyotes better beware!
For I got a gun

[Fran]

I wouldn't mind sleeping out there,
Them coyotes better beware!
For I got a gun
And it would be fun