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Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3277333 times)

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4890 on: September 20, 2009, 05:07:29 pm »
Turns out Jack didn't know how to shoot
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4891 on: September 20, 2009, 05:35:49 pm »



Turns out Jack didn't know how to shoot
but turns out Ennis didn't really give a hoot
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4892 on: September 20, 2009, 05:44:45 pm »
Turns out Jack didn't know how to shoot
but turns out Ennis didn't really give a hoot
He shot them an elk
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4893 on: September 20, 2009, 07:30:41 pm »
Turns out Jack didn't know how to shoot
but turns out Ennis didn't really give a hoot
He shot them an elk
wished he had some fresh milk
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4894 on: September 20, 2009, 07:39:11 pm »
Turns out Jack didn't know how to shoot
but turns out Ennis didn't really give a hoot
He shot them an elk
wished he had some fresh milk
that he could drink out of Jack's boot!
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4895 on: September 20, 2009, 07:44:41 pm »
Ennis had a shoe fetishism did he? Well, that can certainly explain things...Alma never wore any hot leather boots like Jack!
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4896 on: September 20, 2009, 07:45:47 pm »
They fell in love on a mountain
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4897 on: September 20, 2009, 08:13:23 pm »
They fell in love on a mountain,
It was somethin' on which they weren't countin'
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4898 on: September 20, 2009, 08:16:16 pm »
They fell in love on a mountain,
It was somethin' on which they weren't countin'
Damned early snow - comin' down was hard
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4899 on: September 21, 2009, 03:27:32 pm »
They fell in love on a mountain,
It was somethin' on which they weren't countin'
Damned early snow - comin' down was hard
both men clinging to memories still unmarred
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