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Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3338455 times)

Offline Sason

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4850 on: September 16, 2009, 06:23:04 pm »
It's a good thing they were both young and fit
Since they both liked it rough though no one would admitt
They were horsing around
The reigns on the ground
And no regretting, not one little bit!
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4851 on: September 16, 2009, 06:25:23 pm »
There was no spuds or powdered milk
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4852 on: September 16, 2009, 07:04:35 pm »
There was no spuds or powdered milk
Thanks to the creature that wished them ill(k)
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4853 on: September 16, 2009, 07:23:11 pm »
There was no spuds or powdered milk
Thanks to the creature that wished them ill(k)
Ennis wished the best for Jack,
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4854 on: September 16, 2009, 08:33:55 pm »

There was no spuds or powdered milk
Thanks to the creature that wished them ill(k)
Ennis wished the best for Jack,
told the basque "bring soup back"
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4855 on: September 16, 2009, 09:37:13 pm »
There was no spuds or powdered milk
Thanks to the creature that wished them ill(k)
Ennis wished the best for Jack,
told the basque "bring soup back"
And pondered how he'd look in silk
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Offline mariez

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4856 on: September 16, 2009, 09:45:13 pm »
 :laugh: :laugh:  I was just going to finish it with almost those exact words, stonebiscuit! 

Okay, how about:

Neither one of them had a lot of clothes
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4857 on: September 17, 2009, 05:04:18 am »
Quote from: mariez on September 16, 2009, 09:45:13 pm
:laugh: :laugh:  I was just going to finish it with almost those exact words, stonebiscuit! 

Haha, never a limerick with a loose-end for long round here it seems.
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4858 on: September 17, 2009, 06:16:07 am »
Neither one of them had a lot of clothes
and they shed what they wore to stem the rose
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4859 on: September 17, 2009, 01:48:39 pm »
Neither one of them had a lot of clothes
and they shed what they wore to stem the rose
But somebody watched them
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