Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3724239 times)

Offline Monika

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5110 on: October 27, 2009, 01:19:56 pm »
Ennis dove into Jack on the stairs
And planted one on his lips, unawares,
Suddenly, Jack found himself being kissed
With Alma watching and getting pissed

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5111 on: October 27, 2009, 01:21:36 pm »
Ennis dove into Jack on the stairs
And planted one on his lips, unawares,
Suddenly, Jack found himself being kissed
With Alma watching and getting pissed
Next to such passion, nothing else quite compares.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5112 on: October 27, 2009, 01:31:56 pm »
Aawwww...

That one turned out really touching.... 

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5113 on: October 27, 2009, 01:34:42 pm »
All we want is our boys being happy with each other

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5114 on: October 27, 2009, 03:58:26 pm »
All we want is our boys being happy with each other
And not ever have the need for another
The measure of a country's greatness is its ability to retain compassion in times of crisis         ~~~~~~~~~Thurgood Marshall

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.    ~~~~~~~~~ Mark Twain

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5115 on: October 27, 2009, 04:15:57 pm »
All we want is our boys being happy with each other
And not ever have the need for another
"If only", we wistfully think

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5116 on: October 28, 2009, 03:33:34 pm »
Alma divorced Ennis and married Monroe
So Jack made a trip to greet Ennis, but woe,
Rejection was his lot
"I'm sure as hell sorry", was all he got
Seemed Ennis was still in the closet you know.

Nicely done.  :-*
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5117 on: October 28, 2009, 03:36:41 pm »
All we want is our boys being happy with each other
And not ever have the need for another
"If only", we wistfully think
They could be themselves and not shrink
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5118 on: October 29, 2009, 05:05:58 pm »
All we want is our boys being happy with each other
And not ever have the need for another
"If only", we wistfully think
They could be themselves and not shrink
Save they be stuck bakin' cherry cakes with mother.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5119 on: October 29, 2009, 05:12:36 pm »
Old Man Twist is a mean hateful son of a bitch

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