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Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3672306 times)

Offline Sason

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4740 on: September 11, 2009, 04:08:49 pm »
These limericks aren't suitable for minors
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4741 on: September 11, 2009, 04:22:30 pm »
These limericks aren't suitable for minors,
They have lots of cocks in them, but no vaginas,
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4742 on: September 11, 2009, 04:46:41 pm »
These limericks aren't suitable for minors,
They have lots of cocks in them, but no vaginas,
Avert your eyes
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Offline gwyllion

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4743 on: September 11, 2009, 04:48:32 pm »
These limericks aren't suitable for minors,
They have lots of cocks in them, but no vaginas,
Avert your eyes,
Words from the wise,
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Offline Sason

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4744 on: September 11, 2009, 04:53:53 pm »
These limericks aren't suitable for minors,
They have lots of cocks in them, but no vaginas,
Avert your eyes,
Words from the wise
And lets choose where to eat of all the diners!
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4745 on: September 12, 2009, 08:05:31 am »
Ennis would blush if he read this thread
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4746 on: September 12, 2009, 09:17:17 am »
Ennis would blush if he read this thread,
We ladies and the few gents would knock him out dead,
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4747 on: September 12, 2009, 01:14:07 pm »
Ennis would blush if he read this thread,
We ladies and the few gents would knock him out dead,
Jack on the other hand
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4748 on: September 12, 2009, 01:36:49 pm »
Ennis would blush if he read this thread,
We ladies and the few gents would knock him out dead,
Jack on the other hand
Would join the fun, and,
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4749 on: September 12, 2009, 02:33:23 pm »

Ennis would blush if he read this thread,
We ladies and the few gents would knock him out dead,
Jack on the other hand
Would join the fun, and,
get smutty as soon as the thought entered his head!
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