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Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 4059066 times)

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4880 on: September 20, 2009, 05:51:25 am »
A lone cowboy showed up in a truck shining red,
he had no idea what was waiting ahead
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4881 on: September 20, 2009, 08:07:42 am »
Quote from: SuperDistortion on September 19, 2009, 07:12:15 pm
Every Friday they picked up groceries from the Basque
Ennis was usually the one assigned the task.
He asked for soup: Jack was tired of beans
He constantly spilled them on his jeans
So shouldn't he be eating them without pants on you ask?


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4882 on: September 20, 2009, 09:52:38 am »
A lone cowboy showed up in a truck shining red,
he had no idea what was waiting ahead
He had redlined it all the way from Texas,
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4883 on: September 20, 2009, 12:11:56 pm »
A lone cowboy showed up in a truck shining red,
he had no idea what was waiting ahead
He had redlined it all the way from Texas
pumped up on smex gas
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4884 on: September 20, 2009, 01:54:28 pm »
A lone cowboy showed up in a truck shining red,
he had no idea what was waiting ahead
He had redlined it all the way from Texas
pumped up on smex gas
hoping to soon have Ennis in bed
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4885 on: September 20, 2009, 03:25:11 pm »
Ennis almost left his creel case behind
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4886 on: September 20, 2009, 03:54:34 pm »
Ennis almost left his creel case behind
all too eager to get Riverton out of his mind
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4887 on: September 20, 2009, 03:55:40 pm »

Ennis almost left his creel case behind
all too eager to get Riverton out of his mind
he jumped in his truck
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4888 on: September 20, 2009, 03:57:59 pm »
Ennis almost left his creel case behind
all too eager to get Riverton out of his mind
he jumped in his truck
longing for a fuck
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #4889 on: September 20, 2009, 04:53:13 pm »
Ennis almost left his creel case behind
all too eager to get Riverton out of his mind
he jumped in his truck
longing for a fuck
Fishies were glad to be the last thing on his mind!
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