Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[gwyllion]

Jack's and Lureen's marriage could be done over the phone,
By 'normal,' he must mean phone sex with a gasp and a moan,

[Sason]

Jack's and Lureen's marriage could be done over the phone,
By 'normal,' he must mean phone sex with a gasp and a moan
But phone sex is heavily overrated

[Monika]

Jack's and Lureen's marriage could be done over the phone
And in bed, it wasn´t Lureen´s name Jack used to moan



ooops. A little behind there

[gwyllion]

Jack's and Lureen's marriage could be done over the phone,
By 'normal,' he must mean phone sex with a gasp and a moan,
But phone sex is heavily overrated.
Like in their marriage, they miscommunicated,

[gwyllion]

Jack's and Lureen's marriage could be done over the phone
And in bed, it wasn´t Lureen´s name Jack used to moan,
He stayed married still,

[Sason]

Jack's and Lureen's marriage could be done over the phone,
By 'normal,' he must mean phone sex with a gasp and a moan,
But phone sex is heavily overrated.
Like in their marriage, they miscommunicated
Lureen thought Jack was cheating on her with a girl named Joan

[Sason]

Jack's and Lureen's marriage could be done over the phone
And in bed, it wasn´t Lureen´s name Jack used to moan,
He stayed married still,
but wouldn't, if he'd had his own will

[Sason]

Wow, two limericks simultaneously!!

This thread is developing!! 

[Sason]

We can always do two limericks, when one is getting boring

[Monika]

Jack's and Lureen's marriage could be done over the phone
And in bed, it wasn´t Lureen´s name Jack used to moan,
He stayed married still,
but wouldn't, if he'd had his own will
And perhaps one day he´ll get off his pockets and into the control zone




(I hope I got that right)