Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[southendmd]

LaShawn was a lively little gal,
Treated Lureen like her best pal,
While powdering noses,

[gwyllion]

LaShawn was a lively little gal,
Treated Lureen like her best pal,
While powdering noses,
But not stemmin' roses,

[mariez]

LaShawn was a lively little gal,
Treated Lureen like her best pal,
While powdering noses,
But not stemmin' roses
She talked non-stop in any locale

[southendmd]

There once was a young man from Sage,

[gwyllion]

There once was a young man from Sage,
Liked to fight and fly into a rage,

[mariez]

There once was a young man from Sage,
Liked to fight and fly into a rage,
But had a tender heart

[southendmd]

There once was a young man from Sage,
Liked to fight and fly into a rage,
But had a tender heart
And with beans he would fart,

[gwyllion]

There once was a young man from Sage,
Liked to fight and fly into a rage,
But had a tender heart
And with beans he would fart,
Oh Jeez, can't we just turn the page!

[mariez]

There once was a young man from Sage,
Liked to fight and fly into a rage,
But had a tender heart
And with beans he would fart,
Oh Jeez, can't we just turn the page!

    Okay, how about:

There were drawbacks to an enclosed tent

[gwyllion]

There were drawbacks to an enclosed tent,
When so much time eating beans was spent,