Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[southendmd]

Jack and Randall spread their legs on the bench
Had Ennis known, he'd've taken revenge
They spoke of Roy Taylor,

[gwyllion]

Jack and Randall spread their legs on the bench
Had Ennis known, he'd've taken revenge
They spoke of Roy Taylor,
Jack winked, "Hello sailor!"

[Sason]

Jack and Randall spread their legs on the bench
Had Ennis known, he'd've taken revenge
They spoke of Roy Taylor,
Jack winked, "Hello sailor!"
Soon enough they found themselves in a clench

[Sason]

Mrs Twist offered Ennis some cherry cake

[gwyllion]

Mrs Twist offered Ennis some cherry cake,
Couldn't eat no cake now, make no mistake,

[southendmd]

Mrs Twist offered Ennis some cherry cake,
Couldn't eat no cake now, make no mistake,
Had some coffee instead,

[Sason]

Mrs Twist offered Ennis some cherry cake,
Couldn't eat no cake now, make no mistake,
Had some coffee instead,
But life was worthless since Jack was dead  

[gwyllion]

How about fixin' it this way?


Mrs Twist offered Ennis some cherry cake,
Couldn't eat no cake now, make no mistake,
Had some coffee instead,
Since Jack was dead 
When Sonja decided to put on the brakes!

 
   

[Sason]

Or like this:

Mrs Twist offered Ennis some cherry cake,
Couldn't eat no cake now, make no mistake,
Had some coffee instead,
But life was worthless since Jack was dead     
I'm gonna rhyme whatever it takes!


(since you put an extra s in, I can do it too!!)

 

[gwyllion]