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Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3277146 times)

Offline southendmd

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5080 on: October 25, 2009, 10:04:41 am »
Ennis knew how much Alma and the girls liked fish
But he never brought them any, despite her wish
He took his creel case
his mind in a haze
And said, "Humble pie is my favorite dish."

(humble pie:  humility forced upon someone, often under embarrassing conditions; humiliation.)

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5081 on: October 25, 2009, 11:13:38 am »
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5082 on: October 25, 2009, 11:17:02 am »
Alma divorced Ennis and married Monroe
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5083 on: October 25, 2009, 03:37:31 pm »
Alma divorced Ennis and married Monroe
So Jack made a trip to greet Ennis, but woe,
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5084 on: October 25, 2009, 04:55:57 pm »
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5085 on: October 25, 2009, 04:56:56 pm »
Alma divorced Ennis and married Monroe
So Jack made a trip to greet Ennis, but woe,
Rejection was his lot,
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5086 on: October 25, 2009, 07:27:45 pm »
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5087 on: October 25, 2009, 07:31:20 pm »
Alma divorced Ennis and married Monroe
So Jack made a trip to greet Ennis, but woe,
Rejection was his lot
"I'm sure as hell sorry", was all he got
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Offline SuperDistortion

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5088 on: October 25, 2009, 09:38:56 pm »
Alma divorced Ennis and married Monroe
So Jack made a trip to greet Ennis, but woe,
Rejection was his lot
"I'm sure as hell sorry", was all he got
Seemed Ennis was still in the closet you know.
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5089 on: October 26, 2009, 02:47:30 am »
Jack's and Lureen's marriage could be done over the phone
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