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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2340 on: June 04, 2013, 08:15:25 am »




Mama, Mama, does daddy put K Y Jelly on his toast?







Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2341 on: June 04, 2013, 08:17:50 am »






Alma Jr.:  Momma, are those men from the circus?






Alma:  No sweetie, they'r what we call "attention whores."



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2342 on: June 04, 2013, 04:43:42 pm »





Aguirre: You guys wasn't gettin paid to leave the dogs baby-sit the sheep
while you stemmed each other.


Jack and Ennis in chorus: "We TRIED to stem each other!
If you had spied on us a little more meticulously,
you'd have known that we never actually MANAGED to stem anything at all,
let alone each other!!
Hmpf! That damn Kama Sutra...

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2343 on: June 18, 2013, 06:46:40 pm »
Alma Jr. - - -  The Middle School Years


Geography







Alma Jr.:   Sure I know where Brokeback Mountain is!  That's where Daddy
               and Uncle Jack get their rocks off!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2344 on: June 18, 2013, 06:49:12 pm »
Alma Jr. - - -  The Middle School Years


Religion







Alma Jr.:   Miss Crabtree....that whole "lie with mankind" thing,
                                 does that count if they're in a tent?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2345 on: June 18, 2013, 06:53:58 pm »
Alma Jr. - - -  The Middle School Years


Mathematics







Alma Jr.:   Daddy catches 20 fish, and gives half to the neighbor,
                         how many does daddy have left?   I don't know, daddy
                         never did bring any fish home.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2346 on: June 18, 2013, 06:56:16 pm »
Alma Jr. - - -  The Middle School Years


Home Ec.







Alma Jr.:   I know I'll be good in the kitchen!  Momma does
                        the cooking, and daddy knows how to hide the salami!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2347 on: June 19, 2013, 08:21:25 am »

Alma Jr. - - -  The Middle School Years


School Uniforms







Alma Jr.:   Momma says she likes the uniforms, she doesn't have
                           to worry about buying me new clothes.  Uncle Jack says they
                           lack imagination and take away our individuality, so he told
                           me to wear this big-ass bow in my hair!  Daddy just mumbled.




Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2348 on: June 19, 2013, 08:26:24 am »
Alma Jr. - - -  The Middle School Years


rumors







Alma Jr.:   Miss Crabtree, Stacey says that my Daddy and
                            Jack don't go up on Brokeback to fish.  Honestly, I think
                            her brain is pulled too tight from all those damn bows in
                            her hair.   And that's why her face looks that way, too!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2349 on: June 19, 2013, 12:03:51 pm »
Alma Jr. - - -  The Middle School Years


Religion







Alma Jr.:   Miss Crabtree....that whole "lie with mankind" thing,
                                 does that count if they're in a tent?



 :laugh:


Miss Crabtree: No, sweetheart, it doesn't apply. Don't worry about it. Now you give your daddy and Uncle Jack some privacy so they'll be happy campers. :)