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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #290 on: August 11, 2006, 05:50:55 am »


"That ain't the point Jack.  Point is... you can't just go take a man's drawers just because you're doin the nasty with 'im."
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #291 on: August 11, 2006, 05:51:18 am »


"Yer really kinda cute when you're totally blasted, ya know that?"
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #292 on: August 11, 2006, 05:51:42 am »


"You know if I was your wife first thing I'd do is strip you naked and shave you from head to toe!"
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #293 on: August 11, 2006, 05:52:19 am »


Jack:  "Friend you wouldn't believe what your wife said to me in there when we wuz dancin."

Randall:  "Oh yes I would. Why do you spose I got this beard?"
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“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #294 on: August 11, 2006, 05:53:01 am »


"Ever do any a that Graeco Roman wrestling... you know the kind where they're totally naked?"



Suddenly, Jack's gaydar goes off.
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #295 on: August 11, 2006, 05:53:33 am »


"Okay now Junior, let's see if you got the story straight.  We spent the whole afternoon at the bar and I was hangin all over the barmaid like we needed ta go get a room.  Make sure your momma gets the whole story.  And don't make no mention a no Jack Twist."
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“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #296 on: August 11, 2006, 05:54:42 am »


(Ennis, to himself) "Come on Jack, I'm hard as a rock and ready to roll...!"
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« Reply #297 on: August 11, 2006, 05:55:08 am »


Jack: "Don't you go tellin me I got a tick behind my ear just now because if I do it's stayin right where it is."
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« Reply #298 on: August 11, 2006, 05:55:31 am »


"Jack no more shouting 'yippy yi ki yay' in the middle a things, ok?"
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #299 on: August 11, 2006, 05:56:10 am »


Jack:  "I'm takin my pants off now."

Ennis:  "Uh huh."

Jack:  "I'm taking my drawers off now."

Ennis:  "That's nice."

Jack:  "I got the lube open."

Ennis:  "On my way."
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“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”

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