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Author Topic: The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)  (Read 7867751 times)

Offline Toast

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"B" is brake
« Reply #13870 on: July 02, 2007, 11:11:35 am »
Jack chose not to brake the mating call action in the backseat of Lureen's car.
« Last Edit: July 02, 2007, 11:18:46 am by Toast »
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Offline Fran

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"C" is celerity
« Reply #13871 on: July 02, 2007, 12:04:11 pm »
Once Jack gave Lureen the go-ahead, she took off her shirt and her bra with determined celerity.

def. = rapidity of motion or action
« Last Edit: July 02, 2007, 12:22:24 pm by Fran »
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"D" is distracted
« Reply #13872 on: July 02, 2007, 12:21:02 pm »
Lureen was determined, driven and distracted by the handsome cowboy she was pulling into her backseat.

=aside= Sandy
"Determined, driven and distracted am I..." :)
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"E" is edibleness
« Reply #13873 on: July 02, 2007, 03:39:53 pm »
Lureen's appetite was whetted by the edibleness of her handsome cowboy, which caused her to disrobe with celerity.
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"F" is fruitful
« Reply #13874 on: July 02, 2007, 03:59:27 pm »
Jack's edibleness proved to be fruitful - resulting in a bouncing baby boy.
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"G" is gravidity
« Reply #13875 on: July 02, 2007, 04:52:26 pm »
Lureen's celerity plus Jack's edibility equals gravidity.
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"H" is handpicked
« Reply #13876 on: July 02, 2007, 06:14:48 pm »
Out of all the eligible guys at the bar in Childress, Lureen handpicked Jack.


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"I" is irresistibly
« Reply #13877 on: July 02, 2007, 08:55:30 pm »
Lureen's appetite was whetted by the irresistibly delicious, handpicked cowboy.

=aside= Paul
I like your new lyrics.  :)
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"J" is jollity
« Reply #13878 on: July 02, 2007, 10:05:38 pm »

Lureen's celerity plus Jack's edibility equals jollity.

=aside= Paul
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"L" is lasciviousness
« Reply #13879 on: July 02, 2007, 10:39:14 pm »
Lureen's lasciviousness was stimulated by the irresistibly delicious, handpicked cowboy.
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