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Author Topic: The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)  (Read 7238183 times)

Offline memento

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"L" is lavishes
« Reply #15620 on: November 07, 2007, 01:04:37 pm »
When your new rancher neighbor lavishes attention on you by inviting you for a deserted weekend in the country, you stare straight ahead and look like you don't know what hit you. Fixed!

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"M" is mismarriage
« Reply #15621 on: November 07, 2007, 01:26:05 pm »
When you finally realize that you're stuck in a mismarriage, get a divorce and move on with your life.  Fixed!

def. = an unsuitable marriage
« Last Edit: November 07, 2007, 05:40:51 pm by Fran »
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"N" is noiselessly
« Reply #15622 on: November 07, 2007, 01:46:53 pm »
When your new rancher neighbor lavishes attention on you by inviting you for a deserted weekend in the country, respond noiselessly, stare straight ahead and look like you don't know what hit you. Fixed!

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"O" is ousted
« Reply #15623 on: November 07, 2007, 05:36:13 pm »
When you'be been outed and ousted from your ex-wife's house, get your ego boosted by putting your hat on backwards, storming out and having a quick dirty fight.  Fixed!
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"P" is propel
« Reply #15624 on: November 07, 2007, 06:02:04 pm »
When your father-in-law is spoiling your holiday dinner with his "stud duck" routine, threaten to propel his "ignorant ass" into next week and mean it.  Fixed!
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"R" is ramps
« Reply #15625 on: November 07, 2007, 06:45:29 pm »
When your ex-wife ramps up the heat in the kitchen, best to put on your hat backwards, storm out, and cool off with a quick, dirty fight.  Fixed!
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"S" is spanking
« Reply #15626 on: November 07, 2007, 07:03:43 pm »
After your ex-wife tries to get to the bottom of things by saying that your fishing reel was brand spanking new, put on your hat backwards, storm out, and cool off with a quick, dirty fight.  Fixed!
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"T" is threaten
« Reply #15627 on: November 07, 2007, 07:40:13 pm »
When your father-in-law is spoiling your holiday dinner with his "stud duck" routine, threaten to propel his "ignorant ass" into next week and mean it.  Fixed!
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"U" is unprincipled
« Reply #15628 on: November 08, 2007, 12:25:25 am »
When your unprincipled boss insists you ignore Forest Service rules and sleep with the sheep, do him one better and let the dogs babysit them instead.  Fixed!
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"V" is vagariously
« Reply #15629 on: November 08, 2007, 08:44:15 am »
When the mountain weather acts vagariously and sends a hail storm, don't get pitched off your mount; simply button up the tent and let the sheep drift.  Fixed!
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