The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)

[memento]

When you're being kept wide-awake from your soon-to-be lover's hammerin', give him a hand by inviting him in from the cold. Fixed!

[Fran]

When one of your in-laws is exhibiting xtra-irritating behavior during a holiday dinner, threaten to knock their "ignorant ass"  into next week and mean it.  Fixed!

[Fran]

Round 607!

More Fixing

[southendmd]

When suffering from the aggravation of tangled-up livestock, simply cuss out your boss and fling a few sheep.  Fixed!

=aside= Dear Players
I'll be away this weekend, hob-nobbing with Meryl and Uncle Ang.

[Meryl]

If you perchance find yourself suffering from the aggravation of tangled-up livestock, simply indulge in some sheep flinging while you bad-mouth your boss.  Fixed!

=aside=Paul
 

[memento]

When you haven't seen your love for four years, check into the nearest motel and check each other out; if your lover has injuries from rodeo riding, give him a pain check. Fixed!

=aside= Paul
Put in a hob or a knob for me.

[Fran]

If two drunken degenerates are spoiling your Independence Day celebration with their slop-bucket mouths, shut them up with a well-aimed kick.  Fixed!

=aside= Paul
Enjoy your trip! 

[Meryl]

If, during a dual hiring session, you find a certain cowboy entrancing, offer him a friendly handshake upon exiting.  Fixed!

=aside=Paul
Bring on the hob-nobbery! 

[memento]

When your son is fussy about eating his cereal at Thanksgiving dinner, kill two birds with one stone by telling his "stud duck" of a grandfather that you'll propel his "ignorant ass" into next week.

=aside= Paul and Meryl
Hope you get to hobnob and rub elbows with Ang and James.

[Fran]

If you find yourself attracted to a rodeo clown but don't want to appear too desperate, wait till he's scrubbed off his greasepaint before making your move.  Fixed... until he turns down your drink offer.