The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)

[Meryl]

If you wish to hobnob with a certain rodeo clown but don't want to appear too desperate, wait till he's scrubbed off his greasepaint before making your move.  Fixed!

=aside=Fran, Sandy, Paul
 

[memento]

When you have intruded on the privacy of your employees, refuse to rehire one of them because of what you saw. Fixed!

=aside= Meryl
Welcome back from your hobnobbing.

[Fran]

When your wife seems to think that you're getting the short end of the stick when it comes to maintaining your long-distance relationship with your fishin' buddy, remind her that the Big Horn Mountains ain't in Texas.  Fixed!

[Meryl]

When your ex-wife accuses you of mendacious behavior in the matter of so-called fishing expeditions, inform her that she don't know nothin' about it and then get the hell out of Dodge.  Fixed!

[southendmd]

When your numbskull of a father-in-law keeps flipping on the TV during dinner, advise him you are adept in procuring for him and his posterior a certain method of time travel.  Fixed!

[Fran]

When you want to move to town but your husband keeps saying that all of the apartments are overpriced, find one over a noisy laundromat.  Fixed!

[memento]

When it is obvious you are not one of your husband's top or bottom priorities, divorce him and move on with your life. Fixed!

[ProwlAmongUs]

From the outset, when Jack spotted Ennis, he sensed the beginning of a situation ripe with possibilities.

[Fran]

If you're tired of commuting four hours a day and spending half the night checking for coyotes, keep complaining till the camp tender offers to switch jobs with you.  Fixed!

[Meryl]

When you've finally tracked down the cowboy you just can't forget after "four fuckin years," send him a postcard and say you're coming through on the 24th.  Fixed!