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Author Topic: The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)  (Read 7210891 times)

Offline Fran

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"S" is stopped
« Reply #10250 on: January 17, 2007, 11:24:47 am »
Biker #1:  "Asshole probably stopped puttin' it to the wife after the kids come, you know how that is."  [screenplay]
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"T" is tinny
« Reply #10251 on: January 17, 2007, 11:39:55 am »


A MARCHING BAND strikes up a tinny, slightly off-key rendition Of "THE BATTLE HYMN OF THE REPUBLIC." , ALMA JR. crawls onto her daddy's lap.

ENNIS (settling her down)
Here we go, darlin'.

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« Last Edit: January 17, 2007, 03:41:41 pm by Toast »
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"U" is upstanding
« Reply #10252 on: January 17, 2007, 12:58:42 pm »
Ennis proved himself an upstanding citizen of Riverton when he stood up to deal with the two trash-talking bikers.
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"V" is vigorously
« Reply #10253 on: January 17, 2007, 01:36:18 pm »
Ennis vigorously defended the honor of the womenfolk by blasting the trash-talking bikers.
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"W" is wet-blanket
« Reply #10254 on: January 17, 2007, 01:51:36 pm »
The bikers thought that Ennis had a wet-blanket attitude because he was trying to spoil their fun.

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"X" is xpurgate
« Reply #10255 on: January 17, 2007, 02:03:24 pm »
Ennis was intent on convincing the trash-talking bikers to xpurgate their conversation.
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Round 372!
« Reply #10256 on: January 17, 2007, 02:14:29 pm »
R O U N D  3 7 2



PATRIOTIC REVUE
« Last Edit: January 17, 2007, 03:14:22 pm by Fran »
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"A" is anger
« Reply #10257 on: January 17, 2007, 02:28:42 pm »
ALMA (grabs ENNIS'S arm)
Let's move, Ennis.



ENNIS, trying to control his mounting anger, gently sets ALMA JR. onto the blanket and stands up, facing the DRUNKS.

ENNIS
I don't want no trouble.  You need to shut your slop-bucket mouths!

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« Last Edit: January 17, 2007, 03:08:33 pm by Toast »
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"B" is band
« Reply #10258 on: January 17, 2007, 02:51:48 pm »

A marching band was playing a tinny, slightly off-key rendition of "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" at the Fourth of July celebration.
« Last Edit: January 17, 2007, 03:13:09 pm by Fran »
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"C" is cords
« Reply #10259 on: January 17, 2007, 03:09:25 pm »
As the bikers were lighting Ennis's fuse, the pyrotechnicians were lighting the igniter cords on the fireworks as well.
« Last Edit: January 17, 2007, 03:12:21 pm by Ellemeno »
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