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The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)
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Topic: The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post) (Read 5555879 times)
southendmd
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well, I won't
"O" is onslaught
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Reply #12770 on:
April 26, 2007, 09:30:39 pm »
After spending your first night in a tent with another cowboy, if you can't stand the
onslaught
of confusing emotions, simply cock your rifle, mount your horse, and leave, saying nothing. Fixed!
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Toast
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"P" is persistence
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Reply #12771 on:
April 26, 2007, 09:52:53 pm »
How to get a cowboy out of the pup tent and into your tent:
persistence
. Fixed!
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Last Edit: April 26, 2007, 10:05:27 pm by Toast
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Fran
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"R' is replenishing
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Reply #12772 on:
April 26, 2007, 09:57:02 pm »
If the coffers of the local children's home need
replenishing
, organize a fundraising benefit dinner. Fixed!
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Last Edit: April 27, 2007, 12:20:50 am by Fran
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memento
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"S" is sweeps
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Reply #12773 on:
April 27, 2007, 08:30:03 am »
When your summer co-worker
sweeps
you off your feet but it cramps your style, sweep it under the carpet by getting married.
Fixed! (temporarily)
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Last Edit: April 27, 2007, 08:48:13 am by Memento
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southendmd
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well, I won't
"T" is tease
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Reply #12774 on:
April 27, 2007, 08:50:59 am »
When you can't find the words to tell your cowboyfriend how you feel, just
tease
him about his harmonica playing. Fixed!
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Last Edit: April 27, 2007, 08:58:43 am by southendmd
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Fran
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"U" is unhappy
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Reply #12775 on:
April 27, 2007, 09:25:47 am »
If your resentment is growing because you're in an
unhappy
marriage that's beyond saving, get a divorce and move on. Fixed!
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Last Edit: April 27, 2007, 09:31:05 am by Fran
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memento
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"V" is vacancies
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Reply #12776 on:
April 27, 2007, 09:36:08 am »
If your long-lost lover has just arrived in town and you don't have a reservation at a motel, the Motel Siesta will probably have some
vacancies
. Fixed!
If you're looking for a job as a sheep herder, Joe Aguirre has two
vacancies
. Fixed!
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Last Edit: April 27, 2007, 09:51:50 am by Memento
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Meryl
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There's no reins on this one....
"W" is whistles
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Reply #12777 on:
April 27, 2007, 12:15:40 pm »
When the blue heelers aren't making the sheep toe the line properly, a few well-placed
whistles
will take care of it. Fixed!
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Last Edit: April 27, 2007, 12:22:39 pm by Meryl
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Ich bin ein Brokie...
southendmd
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well, I won't
"X" is xpedites
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Reply #12778 on:
April 27, 2007, 12:36:55 pm »
When you can't stand the anticipation whilst in the back seat with a hot cowboy, your daddy's midnight deadline
xpedites
the process. Fixed!
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Round 481!!
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Reply #12779 on:
April 27, 2007, 01:19:03 pm »
Round 481!
She's Come Undone
When You have to Stand It.
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