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Offline Becky

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Brokeback Survival Pack....
« on: April 05, 2006, 07:17:08 pm »
To understand the inspiration for this thread you will have to go here:http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php?topic=571.0 and read about my very sureal dream.
But Swoff(in my dream) got me thinking; what would go in a Brokeback Survival Pack? And as I couldn't get too sleep and I was already thinking about it, here is what I came up with at 3 am(plus Starboards briliant contributions):

  • Two cowboy hats, one black and one white
  • One cake with only one cherry in it
  • A couple of infatable sheep
  • One pup tent (sorry about the smell)
  • One clock set to 8:45
  • A few Better most bean cans
  • One squashed harmonica
  • One plastic fish (to show Alma that you really have been "Fishing")
  • Some coffee (but it is only to be offered to strangers that come to your house to grieve the lost of your son, so you won't use it that offen!)
  • One coffee can containing $24(no more, you don't want to spoil your kids now do you?)
  • A can of fomula(you don't need all those 120 cans!)
  • One electric carving knife
  • One belt with a rodeo buckle
  • 2 apples(it has to be two otherwise that is one mutilated kyote)
  • 1 rose for stemming now and then
  • A few bottles of "Old Rose! whiskey(The boys can't rely on the whisky spring all the time, they need back ups)
  • 1 Oscar statuette(don't tell the Crash cast)
  • A toy combine harvester(To show you kid who to do stunts such as driving with no hands and wheelies)
  • A pack of crayons to give to your kids so they won't get part snacks eveywhere
  • ketchup bottle that has a lable that says "condements" on it (so you don't get confused)
  • 1 blue parka (so you don't freeze to death, and blue so it matches you eyes)
  • 1 sombrero(we all know what that is for)
  • 1 giant turquoze ring (Lureen or Austin's)
  • 1 picture of and Elk on a dart board
  • 1 speckled teapot
  • 2 neck tags that say "We are sheep herders not cowboys, damn it!"
  • gotta have a 30/30
  • fire retardant boots
  • apple pie (when you're alone)
  • don't forget the tooth brush
  • some pesos
  • 1 pair of worn binoculars
  • A zippo lighter
  • 2 brown paper bags(come in use to carry things and if you start to hyperventilate)
  • 1 can opener (you have to be good with one of these *NOT*)
  • 1 potato peeler (for you to pretend to be using while tha man of your dreams wa(r)shes behind you)
  • A knife and fork (for you to take your lover to!)
  • A "Water Walkin' Jesus" lyrics sheet
  • a book on "correct" pronounciations
  • A book explaining what the pentacost actually is
  • A pack of band-aids (in case you are sore from that punch)
  • Tisusses (they come in extra handy if both of your children have colds at the same time)
  • A clown nose
  • Fire works for the 4th of July celebrations (it also helps if you have a kid who looks like the milky bar kid to play around with them before hand)
  • A kurt baseball card
  • A book on certain animal matin' calls
  • A GUY NAMED KYLE!

  red= Starboards contributions

LOL that was fun! :D
What would you put in your Brokeback survival pack?
« Last Edit: April 06, 2006, 09:04:05 am by Becky »
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Re: Brokeback Survival Pack....
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2006, 07:44:51 pm »
In addition to your list

gotta have a 30/30
fire retardant boots
apple pie (when you're alone)
don't forget the tooth brush
some pesos
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Re: Brokeback Survival Pack....
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2006, 07:59:37 pm »
That was so cute.  I'm hysterical.
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Re: Brokeback Survival Pack....
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2006, 07:47:13 am »
Wow Starboard they are really funny,I am adding them to my list now! :D
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Re: Brokeback Survival Pack....
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2006, 01:44:37 pm »
he he. thanx Becky. I love your list. I especially love "A guy named Kyle".
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Re: Brokeback Survival Pack....
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2006, 02:53:15 pm »
Yeah I added that for Sheyne and all the people who have read the "Brokeback Through the looking glass" thread.  ;D
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Re: Brokeback Survival Pack....
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2006, 11:36:42 am »
Bumping the Pack, for all you guys who haven't seen it
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Re: Brokeback Survival Pack....
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2006, 07:23:33 pm »
What would you put in the Brokeback Survival Pack? ;D
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Re: Brokeback Survival Pack....
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2013, 11:00:28 am »
A guy named Kyle...wasn't that what Ennis mistakenly called Troy? This list is adorable. Thank you, Becky, wherever you are  :-*

To understand the inspiration for this thread you will have to go here:http://bettermost.net/forum/index.php?topic=571.0 and read about my very sureal dream.
But Swoff(in my dream) got me thinking; what would go in a Brokeback Survival Pack? And as I couldn't get too sleep and I was already thinking about it, here is what I came up with at 3 am(plus Starboards briliant contributions):

  • Two cowboy hats, one black and one white
  • One cake with only one cherry in it
  • A couple of infatable sheep
  • One pup tent (sorry about the smell)
  • One clock set to 8:45
  • A few Better most bean cans
  • One squashed harmonica
  • One plastic fish (to show Alma that you really have been "Fishing")
  • Some coffee (but it is only to be offered to strangers that come to your house to grieve the lost of your son, so you won't use it that offen!)
  • One coffee can containing $24(no more, you don't want to spoil your kids now do you?)
  • A can of fomula(you don't need all those 120 cans!)
  • One electric carving knife
  • One belt with a rodeo buckle
  • 2 apples(it has to be two otherwise that is one mutilated kyote)
  • 1 rose for stemming now and then
  • A few bottles of "Old Rose! whiskey(The boys can't rely on the whisky spring all the time, they need back ups)
  • 1 Oscar statuette(don't tell the Crash cast)
  • A toy combine harvester(To show you kid who to do stunts such as driving with no hands and wheelies)
  • A pack of crayons to give to your kids so they won't get part snacks eveywhere
  • ketchup bottle that has a lable that says "condements" on it (so you don't get confused)
  • 1 blue parka (so you don't freeze to death, and blue so it matches you eyes)
  • 1 sombrero(we all know what that is for)
  • 1 giant turquoze ring (Lureen or Austin's)
  • 1 picture of and Elk on a dart board
  • 1 speckled teapot
  • 2 neck tags that say "We are sheep herders not cowboys, damn it!"
  • gotta have a 30/30
  • fire retardant boots
  • apple pie (when you're alone)
  • don't forget the tooth brush
  • some pesos
  • 1 pair of worn binoculars
  • A zippo lighter
  • 2 brown paper bags(come in use to carry things and if you start to hyperventilate)
  • 1 can opener (you have to be good with one of these *NOT*)
  • 1 potato peeler (for you to pretend to be using while tha man of your dreams wa(r)shes behind you)
  • A knife and fork (for you to take your lover to!)
  • A "Water Walkin' Jesus" lyrics sheet
  • a book on "correct" pronounciations
  • A book explaining what the pentacost actually is
  • A pack of band-aids (in case you are sore from that punch)
  • Tisusses (they come in extra handy if both of your children have colds at the same time)
  • A clown nose
  • Fire works for the 4th of July celebrations (it also helps if you have a kid who looks like the milky bar kid to play around with them before hand)
  • A kurt baseball card
  • A book on certain animal matin' calls
  • A GUY NAMED KYLE!

  red= Starboards contributions

LOL that was fun! :D
What would you put in your Brokeback survival pack?

"chewing gum and duct tape"

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Re: Brokeback Survival Pack....
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2013, 08:16:47 pm »
What would go in my survival pack?  Jake Gyllenhaal.

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Will you play my record? One-track mind!