Keeping in the spirit---
Geez, Jeff, you're strict! I wouldn't turn that guy away for a little sweet roll. 'Course, he's asking for it, lining up with all those other buff dudes.
I'm not sure I would, either, but I have high aesthetic standards. If I want to see an image of some naked guy with "too much" around the middle, I'll take off my clothes and stand in front of a full-length mirror.
Now,
this photo reminds me of a scene in
The Cowboy Way (which I highly recommend as some not-so-high-class entertainment). Woody Harrelson, who has been "doing it" with some guy's wife, comes out on the porch of his house, wearing only his boots and holding his hat over his crotch, to speak to Kiefer Sutherland. Woody momentarily takes his hand away from his hat, and the hat does not fall.
(You have to watch the movie on DVD to see this. They edit it out for broadcast.
)
BTW, here, I'll take the one in the middle.