I happened upon a photo of your bowling league, Chuck!
Actually, Chuck's bowling leaguers wear heels.
Our league is not "clothing optional", and heels are NOT proper bowling footwear.
Did you clutch your pearls when you saw that photo?
I'm sure he did!He didn't know they were being photographed!
None of those men are me. They're either too tall, too slender or have too much hair.