Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3220946 times)

Offline Jackie Sparrow

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1520 on: August 01, 2006, 12:53:29 pm »
Jack hit the ground on his knees
Groaning: "Ennis, f*ck me, please!",
Ennis was panting with urgent need 'n desire,
And into Jack Ennis shot his fire
Captain Jack is back!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1521 on: August 01, 2006, 12:56:04 pm »
Jack hit the ground on his knees
Groaning: "Ennis, f*ck me, please!",
Ennis was panting with urgent need 'n desire,
And into Jack Ennis shot his fire
"Guns goin' off!", Jack yelled with his release!



Hot effin' damn!  ;D


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1522 on: August 01, 2006, 01:09:37 pm »
Time to cool down a bit?   ;)   Next one:



Why are we always out in the cold?

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1523 on: August 01, 2006, 01:24:03 pm »
Why are we always out in the cold,
When we could be in Mexico, being randy 'n bold?


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1524 on: August 01, 2006, 01:46:46 pm »
Why are we always out in the cold,
When we could be in Mexico, being randy 'n bold?
Could do the lambada,

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1525 on: August 01, 2006, 01:53:49 pm »
Why are we always out in the cold,
When we could be in Mexico, being randy 'n bold?
Could do the lambada,
Until we know nada (nothing)
Captain Jack is back!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1526 on: August 01, 2006, 02:01:06 pm »
Why are we always out in the cold,
When we could be in Mexico, being randy 'n bold?
Could do the lambada,
Until we know nada (nothing) -
in bed that works fine, so I'm told!  :P

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1527 on: August 01, 2006, 02:18:39 pm »
New one!  ;D

A waitress wanted a footrub

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1528 on: August 01, 2006, 05:08:54 pm »
A waitress wanted a footrub
She went to Ennis, not a dude named Bob ..



(Sorry, had nothing else to post here .. ;D )


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1529 on: August 01, 2006, 05:33:13 pm »
A waitress wanted a footrub
She went to Ennis, not a dude named Bob...
Put her feet in his lap