Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Jackie Sparrow]

Jack hit the ground on his knees
Groaning: "Ennis, f*ck me, please!",
Ennis was panting with urgent need 'n desire,
And into Jack Ennis shot his fire

[Lumière]

Jack hit the ground on his knees
Groaning: "Ennis, f*ck me, please!",
Ennis was panting with urgent need 'n desire,
And into Jack Ennis shot his fire
"Guns goin' off!", Jack yelled with his release!



Hot effin' damn! 

[Mikaela]

Time to cool down a bit?      Next one:



Why are we always out in the cold?

[Lumière]

Why are we always out in the cold,
When we could be in Mexico, being randy 'n bold?

[Mikaela]

Why are we always out in the cold,
When we could be in Mexico, being randy 'n bold?
Could do the lambada,

[Jackie Sparrow]

Why are we always out in the cold,
When we could be in Mexico, being randy 'n bold?
Could do the lambada,
Until we know nada (nothing)

[Mikaela]

Why are we always out in the cold,
When we could be in Mexico, being randy 'n bold?
Could do the lambada,
Until we know nada (nothing) -
in bed that works fine, so I'm told! 

[Pipedream]

New one! 

A waitress wanted a footrub

[Lumière]

A waitress wanted a footrub
She went to Ennis, not a dude named Bob ..



(Sorry, had nothing else to post here .. )

[Pipedream]

A waitress wanted a footrub
She went to Ennis, not a dude named Bob...
Put her feet in his lap