Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 2905530 times)

Offline Katie77

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1530 on: August 01, 2006, 06:03:32 pm »
A waitress wanted a footrub
She went to Ennis, not a dude named Bob,
Put her feet in his lap,
Thought, I'll need to draw him a map,
Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect.

It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfection

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1531 on: August 01, 2006, 06:06:24 pm »
A waitress wanted a footrub
She went to Ennis, not a dude named Bob,
Put her feet in his lap,
Thought, I'll need to draw him a map,
He was so irritated, he almost let out a sob!



LOL..kinda silly one!


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1532 on: August 01, 2006, 06:11:12 pm »

He was wearing his sexy pyjama  ;D

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1533 on: August 01, 2006, 06:23:18 pm »
He was wearing his sexy pyjama.
And in came his hot little mama.
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1534 on: August 01, 2006, 06:33:24 pm »
He was wearing his sexy pyjama.
And in came his hot little mama.
Kissing softly his neck

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1535 on: August 01, 2006, 06:35:39 pm »
He was wearing his sexy pyjama.
And in came his hot little mama.
Kissing softly his neck
Coaxing 'n seducing him with a peck


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1536 on: August 01, 2006, 06:37:04 pm »
He was wearing his sexy pyjama.
And in came his hot little mama.
Kissing softly his neck
Coaxing 'n seducing him with a peck
But he would rather be with a llama.
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1537 on: August 01, 2006, 06:43:09 pm »
 :laugh:

There he sat, downing beer and chain smokin'

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1538 on: August 01, 2006, 06:47:36 pm »
There he sat, downing beer and chain smokin'.
Thinkin 'bout his last Jack-o-pokin.
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1539 on: August 01, 2006, 07:16:36 pm »
He was wearing his sexy pyjama.
And in came his hot little mama.
Kissing softly his neck
Coaxing 'n seducing him with a peck
But he would rather be with a llama.
:laugh:


There he sat, downing beer and chain smokin'.
Thinkin 'bout his last Jack-o-pokin.
Then came this lass named Cassie ..