Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3128063 times)

Offline Daniel

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1540 on: August 01, 2006, 07:17:58 pm »
There he sat, downing beer and chain smokin'.
Thinkin 'bout his last Jack-o-pokin.
Then came this lass named Cassie ..
She thought she'd be sassy.
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1541 on: August 01, 2006, 08:17:45 pm »
There he sat, downing beer and chain smokin',
Thinkin 'bout hislast jack-o pokin,
Then came this lass,named Cassie,
She thought she'd be sassy,
But Ennis thought, "you gotta be jokin'.


(another one, along the lines with Cassie)

I know that you're gay, but I'll change ya,
Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect.

It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfection

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1542 on: August 01, 2006, 09:42:35 pm »
"I know that you're gay, but I'll change ya",
To which Ennis replied with a mere "Heh".
« Last Edit: August 01, 2006, 09:49:37 pm by Daniel »
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1543 on: August 01, 2006, 10:43:51 pm »
"I know that you're gay, but I'll change ya",
To which Ennis replied with a mere "Heh".
She was cute, but just not his cup of tea.


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1544 on: August 01, 2006, 11:01:45 pm »
"I know that you're gay, but I'll change ya",
To which Ennis replied with a mere "Heh".
She was cute, but just not his cup of tea.
And then when he got up to go pee
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1545 on: August 01, 2006, 11:13:59 pm »
"I know that you're gay, but I'll change ya".
To which Ennis replied witha a mere "Heh"
She was cute, but not just his cup of tea
And then when he got up to go pee,
He wished that she would just piss off....

(Sorry, couldnt think of a rhyme)


Ma Twist said, "go up to Jack's room",

Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect.

It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfection

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1546 on: August 02, 2006, 12:03:39 pm »
Ma Twist said, "go up to Jack's room"
To the closet Ennis eyes did zoom

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1547 on: August 02, 2006, 12:23:12 pm »
Ma Twist said, "go up to Jack's room"
To the closet Ennis eyes did zoom
On his shoulders, the weight of the world laid


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1548 on: August 02, 2006, 04:08:16 pm »
Ma Twist said, "go up to Jack's room"
To the closet Ennis eyes did zoom
On his shoulders, the weight of the world laid
And for two nestled shirts he unknowingly prayed.
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1549 on: August 02, 2006, 05:16:09 pm »
Ma Twist said, "go up to Jack's room"
To the closet Ennis eyes did zoom
On his shoulders, the weight of the world laid
And for two nestled shirts he unknowingly prayed.
Nothing could erase his overwhelming gloom.

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