Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Daniel]

There he sat, downing beer and chain smokin'.
Thinkin 'bout his last Jack-o-pokin.
Then came this lass named Cassie ..
She thought she'd be sassy.

[Katie77]

There he sat, downing beer and chain smokin',
Thinkin 'bout hislast jack-o pokin,
Then came this lass,named Cassie,
She thought she'd be sassy,
But Ennis thought, "you gotta be jokin'.


(another one, along the lines with Cassie)

I know that you're gay, but I'll change ya,

[Daniel]

"I know that you're gay, but I'll change ya",
To which Ennis replied with a mere "Heh".

[Lumière]

"I know that you're gay, but I'll change ya",
To which Ennis replied with a mere "Heh".
She was cute, but just not his cup of tea.

[Daniel]

"I know that you're gay, but I'll change ya",
To which Ennis replied with a mere "Heh".
She was cute, but just not his cup of tea.
And then when he got up to go pee

[Katie77]

"I know that you're gay, but I'll change ya".
To which Ennis replied witha a mere "Heh"
She was cute, but not just his cup of tea
And then when he got up to go pee,
He wished that she would just piss off....

(Sorry, couldnt think of a rhyme)


Ma Twist said, "go up to Jack's room",

[Pipedream]

Ma Twist said, "go up to Jack's room"
To the closet Ennis eyes did zoom

[Lumière]

Ma Twist said, "go up to Jack's room"
To the closet Ennis eyes did zoom
On his shoulders, the weight of the world laid

[Daniel]

Ma Twist said, "go up to Jack's room"
To the closet Ennis eyes did zoom
On his shoulders, the weight of the world laid
And for two nestled shirts he unknowingly prayed.

[Lumière]

Ma Twist said, "go up to Jack's room"
To the closet Ennis eyes did zoom
On his shoulders, the weight of the world laid
And for two nestled shirts he unknowingly prayed.
Nothing could erase his overwhelming gloom.

 

A Happier One ...


"I done it with girls, but it aint the same,"