Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3398007 times)

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1570 on: August 04, 2006, 04:42:49 am »
Jack was constantly bitching about the cold,
He needed someone warm to hold.
But Ennis too seldom took the hint

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1571 on: August 04, 2006, 11:42:14 am »
Jack was constantly bitching about the cold,
He needed someone warm to hold.
But Ennis too seldom took the hint
Did he even consider Mexico? No he di'nt!


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1572 on: August 04, 2006, 02:23:04 pm »
Jack was constantly bitching about the cold,
He needed someone warm to hold.
But Ennis too seldom took the hint
Did he even consider Mexico? No he di'nt!
"No way!" Jack was constantly told.

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« Last Edit: August 04, 2006, 03:29:53 pm by Pipedream »

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1573 on: August 04, 2006, 03:24:39 pm »
Time for a ..ahem.. Jack Nasty Limerick8)


"I need ya, take me now Ennis!", Jack cried




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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1574 on: August 04, 2006, 03:31:54 pm »
"I need ya, take me now Ennis!", Jack cried.
"Okay then, if need be", Ennis sighed.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1575 on: August 04, 2006, 03:54:21 pm »
"I need ya, take me now Ennis!", Jack cried.
"Okay then, if need be", Ennis sighed.
"Yes!  The need be!" Jack frowned, "Get on it!"


  ::) :laugh:


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1576 on: August 04, 2006, 04:07:18 pm »
"I need ya, take me now Ennis!", Jack cried.
"Okay then, if need be", Ennis sighed.
"Yes!  The need be!" Jack frowned, "Get on it!"
So Ennis, assiduously, gathered some spit...

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1577 on: August 04, 2006, 05:04:49 pm »
"I need ya, take me now Ennis!", Jack cried.
"Okay then, if need be", Ennis sighed.
"Yes!  The need be!" Jack frowned, "Get on it!"
So Ennis, assiduously, gathered some spit...
And mounted him, saddling up for a long ride!


 8)


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1578 on: August 04, 2006, 05:32:47 pm »
There's no way you're gettin them ashes, young man,
Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect.

It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfection

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1579 on: August 04, 2006, 05:41:57 pm »
There's no way you're gettin them ashes, young man
They go in the plot to Uncle George and Aunt Jen!