Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Front-Ranger]

There's no way you're gettin them ashes, young man
They go in the plot to Uncle George and Aunt Jen!
Think you're so goddamn special
That you fancy you shall

[Lumière]

There's no way you're gettin them ashes, young man
They go in the plot to Uncle George and Aunt Jen!
Think you're so goddamn special
That you fancy you shall
Leave here with Jack, the hell you can!

 


He looked at the shirts through stinging tears,

[Daniel]

He looked at the shirts through stinging tears,
But nothing is as it appears.

[Lumière]

He looked at the shirts through stinging tears,
But nothing is as it appears.
"How could you die and leave me alone?"

[Daniel]

He looked at the shirts through stinging tears,
But nothing is as it appears.
"How could you die and leave me alone?
How am I to live like this," he groaned.

[Katie77]

He looked at  the shirts through stinging tears,
But nothing is  as it appears.
"How could you die, and leave me alone?"
"How am I to live like this" he groaned,
"For I loved you so much, for all those years".



The shirts, they hang on the closet door,

[Pipedream]

The shirts, they hang on the closet door,
Reminders of a time that was no more

[Katie77]

The shirts they hang on the closet door,
Reminders of a time that was no more,
When Jack and Ennis had just found love,

[Lumière]

The shirts they hang on the closet door,
Reminders of a time that was no more,
When Jack and Ennis had just found love,
And their spirits soared with the birds above.

[Daniel]

The shirts they hang on the closet door,
Reminders of a time that was no more,
When Jack and Ennis had just found love,
And their spirits soared with the birds above.
The joy 'twas whispered in their hearts' core.

(Yes that was an intentional singular)