Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Mikaela]

A chest crushing hug and two pairs of lips meeting...
After four fucking years, it was their way of greeting,
Off to a motel they sped
intent on jouncing a bed

[Pipedream]

A chest crushing hug and two pairs of lips meeting...
After four fucking years, it was their way of greeting,
Off to a motel they sped
intent on jouncing a bed
On their innocent wives they were cheating...

 

[Mikaela]

LOL! And here I was completely expecting one of the Jack Nasty endings! 

Let's start another one then:



So eager he knocked off Jack's hat,

[Lumière]

So eager he knocked off Jack's hat,
Ennis was on fire, simple as that!


 

[Ellemeno]

So eager he knocked off Jack's hat,
Ennis was on fire, simple as that!
He trampled his toes

[Lumière]

So eager he knocked off Jack's hat,
Ennis was on fire, simple as that!
He trampled his toes,
And bumped into Jack's nose,

[Katie77]

So eager he knocked off Jack's hat,
Ennis was on fire,simple as that,
He trampled his toes,
And bumped into Jack's nose,
And his arse,with his hand,he did pat.



They pressed hard together, chest to chest,

[Fran]

They pressed hard together, chest to chest,
After four long years, who would've guessed?

[Pipedream]

They pressed hard together, chest to chest,
After four long years, who would've guessed?
A quick look down the street, then a passionate kiss

[Lumière]

They pressed hard together, chest to chest,
After four long years, who would've guessed?
A quick look down the street, then a passionate kiss
It musta felt like sweet, heavenly bliss!