Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Mikaela]

I was just sendin' up a prayer of thanks.
That you didn't go robbing no banks,
nor was sent off a soldier either,

[Katie77]

I was just sendin' up a prayer of thanks,
That you didnt go robbing no banks....(?)
Or that maybe, that harmonica is broke,

[Katie77]

Looks like Mikaela and I posted at the same time......

take your pick, on which one to continue....

I was just sendin' up a prayer of thanks,
That you didnt go robbing no banks....(?)
Or that maybe, that harmonica is broke,

I was just sendin' up a prayer of thanks.
That you didn't go robbing no banks,
nor was sent off a soldier either,

[Lumière]

I'll go with the first one, coz she got my drift with the "robbing banks" line ..


I was just sendin' up a prayer of thanks.
That you didn't go robbing no banks,
nor was sent off a soldier either,
'Cause without you, into death I'll slither..
I'd be down, in the lowest of all ranks.


Yikes!  That was one wierd limerick! 
Time for another (easier) one ..

His dreams grew worse with every night,

[saucycobblers]

His dreams grew worse with every night,
Wishin' he had Jack's ass to bite 

[Lumière]

His dreams grew worse with every night,
Wishin' he had Jack's ass to bite.
Instead, he was fraught with worry and fear

[Katie77]

His dreams grew worse with every night,
Wishin' he had Jack's arse to bite,
Instead, he was frought, with worry and fear,
That someone might see, or someone would hear,
                   

[Lumière]

His dreams grew worse with every night,
Wishin' he had Jack's arse to bite,
Instead, he was fraught with worry and fear,
That someone might see, or someone would hear.
I wish Ennis believed, to love Jack was his right.


ok..  Another ..


Alma heard when he called out Jack's name,

[Katie77]

Alma heard when he called out Jack's name,
Something special, something wasn't the same,

[Lumière]

Alma heard when he called out Jack's name,
Something special, something wasn't the same.
She wept quietly on her side of the bed,