Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3406233 times)

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1710 on: September 11, 2006, 06:54:31 pm »
He met a girl when all alone,
And thought his stint at bliss to hone,
It was, after all, what was expected,
A love with Jack, he had rejected,
Thus he tarried in his comfort zone.

Trying another...

Lureen Newsome was a girl with money

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1711 on: September 11, 2006, 07:11:12 pm »
Lureen Newsome was a girl with money
A smile like sunshine and lips like honey
"chewing gum and duct tape"

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1712 on: September 11, 2006, 07:28:10 pm »
Lureen Newsome was a girl with money
A smile like sunshine and lips like honey
Deftly she caressed and cajoled

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1713 on: September 11, 2006, 07:40:05 pm »
Lureen Newsome was a girl with money
A smile like sunshine and lips like honey
Deftly she caressed and cajoled
Young Jack against his better judgment
Until she had obtained his semen't
And his promise to have and to hold!
"chewing gum and duct tape"

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1714 on: September 11, 2006, 07:48:17 pm »
Hey "Front" you cheated.............now start another one....... 8)
Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect.

It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfection

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1715 on: September 11, 2006, 07:50:27 pm »
I got carried away...  8)

Okay here's something

Two boys went up to the summit

"chewing gum and duct tape"

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1716 on: September 11, 2006, 08:14:17 pm »
Two boys went up to the summit
From those snowy heights they strove not to plummet

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1717 on: September 11, 2006, 08:33:44 pm »
Two boys went up to the summit,
From those snowy heights they strove not to plummet,
They made love in the tent,
Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect.

It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfection

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1718 on: September 11, 2006, 08:35:53 pm »
Two boys went up to the summit,
From those snowy heights they strove not to plummet,
They made love in the tent,
And lay there quite spent,

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1719 on: September 11, 2006, 08:43:24 pm »
Two boys went up to the summit,
From those snowy heights they strove not to plummet,
They made love in the tent,
And lay there quite spent,
So happy they'd finally done it!
"chewing gum and duct tape"