Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[moremojo]

About the Thanksgiving turkey, Bobby did whine,
You want me to eat, and its football time,
Can't I wait, so as the game to follow,

[Fran]

About the Thanksgiving turkey, Bobby did whine,
You want me to eat, and it's football time,
Can't I wait, so as the game to follow,
Or sit by the set and watch and swallow?

[Katie77]

About Thanksgiving turkey, Bobby did whine,
You want me to eat, and its football time,
Can't I wait, so as the game to follow,
Or sit by the set, and watch and swalow,
Help me please, please Grampa o' mine.


Sit down you old son of a', Jack did yell,

[moremojo]

Sit down you old son of a', Jack did yell,
By the tense silence, you'd think a tree had fell,
 

[Katie77]

Sit down you old son of a'..., Jack did yell,
By the tense silence, you'd think a tree had fell,
Bobby sat upright, while Laureen had as smile,

[Lumière]

Sit down you old son of a'..., Jack did yell,
By the tense silence, you'd think a tree had fell,
Bobby sat upright, while Laureen had a smile,
Jack was shaking with anger all the while

[moremojo]

Sit down you old son of a'..., Jack did yell,
By the tense silence, you'd think a tree had fell,
Bobby sat upright, while Laureen had a smile,
Jack was shaking with anger all the while
Not sensing the nearing death knell.

A little allusion (to which I do not necessarily subscribe) that L.D. bore some responsibility in Jack's death.

A new one...

Wind River Valley gave Ennis safe berth

[Fran]

Wind River Valley gave Ennis safe berth
To spend time with Jack, his soulmate on Earth

[moremojo]

Wind River Valley gave Ennis safe berth
To spend time with Jack, his soulmate on Earth
Up on the high country they sometimes would ride

[saucycobblers]

Wind River Valley gave Ennis safe berth
To spend time with Jack, his soulmate on Earth
Up on the high country they sometimes would ride
Who was the happiest they could not decide