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Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3234797 times)

Offline Sason

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6790 on: June 06, 2011, 09:21:04 am »
It's time for more limericks with smut,
as in Ennis's or Jack's naked butt?
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6791 on: June 08, 2011, 06:26:06 am »
It's time for more limericks with smut,
as in Ennis's or Jack's naked butt?
he pushed Jack to his knees
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6792 on: June 08, 2011, 12:44:52 pm »
It's time for more limericks with smut,
as in Ennis's or Jack's naked butt?
he pushed Jack to his knees
Who had been such a tease
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6793 on: June 08, 2011, 01:09:01 pm »
It's time for more limericks with smut,
as in Ennis's or Jack's naked butt?
he pushed Jack to his knees
Who had been such a tease
And proceeded to show him what's what.
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6794 on: June 08, 2011, 07:27:14 pm »
Quote from: southendmd on June 08, 2011, 01:09:01 pm
It's time for more limericks with smut,
as in Ennis's or Jack's naked butt?
he pushed Jack to his knees
Who had been such a tease
And proceeded to show him what's what.

GOOD ONE!

and perfect rhyme and meter to top it off!
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6795 on: June 08, 2011, 07:50:41 pm »
Quote from: Andrew on June 08, 2011, 07:27:14 pm
GOOD ONE!

and perfect rhyme and meter to top it off!

About time!  So, Andrew, start us off with a new one!
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6796 on: June 08, 2011, 08:00:36 pm »
Jack waited as he watched the clock
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6797 on: June 08, 2011, 08:07:41 pm »
Jack waited as he watched the clock,
Ennis entered the tent with a shock,
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6798 on: June 10, 2011, 04:10:28 pm »
Jack waited as he watched the clock,
Ennis entered the tent with a shock,
Jack was fully dressed!!!   :o
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6799 on: June 10, 2011, 04:13:57 pm »
Jack waited as he watched the clock,
Ennis entered the tent with a shock,
Jack was fully dressed!!!   :o
He looked at Ennis, impressed....
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
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