Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[CellarDweller]

We aren't zombiephobes here, so everyone is welcome! 

You don't find zombies to be a bit.......morbid?

[CellarDweller]

In the tent, there was Jack, on his knees

[Andrew]

In the tent, there was Jack, on his knees
Undone buckle and no BVDs,

[Luvlylittlewing]

In the tent, there was Jack, on his knees
Undone buckle and no BVDs,
Jack began to pound

[Sason]

In the tent, there was Jack, on his knees
Undone buckle and no BVDs,
Jack began to pound
on the tent clad ground

[SuperDistortion]

In the tent, there was Jack, on his knees
Undone buckle and no BVDs,
Jack began to pound
on the tent clad ground
At least Ennis Del Mar didn't freeze.

[Sason]

There once was a rodeo bull

[Lynne]

There once was a rodeo bull
Name of Sleepy implied he was dull

[Sason]

There once was a rodeo bull
Name of Sleepy implied he was dull
But Jack knew better

[Lynne]

There once was a rodeo bull
Name of Sleepy implied he was dull
But Jack knew better
And then he met her