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Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 4049628 times)

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6010 on: April 27, 2010, 01:56:30 pm »
What a great idea it was to start this thread, Nicky!! 

Thank ye kindly Sason!   I'm so thrilled it took off. I just love making up silly lyrics and have a special fondness for bastardizing well known songs  .



That dumb-ass mule ain't fit for the job,
He's scatterin' food like a big ol' slob
Bean's about all that's left
My Jack will be bereft
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6011 on: April 27, 2010, 01:57:58 pm »
That dumb-ass mule ain't fit for the job,
He's scatterin' food like a big ol' slob
Bean's about all that's left
My Jack will be bereft
I'll comfort him so he doesn't start to sob
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6012 on: April 27, 2010, 01:59:21 pm »
How many sheep did the sheepherders herd?
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6013 on: April 27, 2010, 02:28:31 pm »
How many sheep did the sheepherders herd?
There are a thousand of them, that's the word,
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6014 on: April 27, 2010, 02:29:50 pm »
How many sheep did the sheepherders herd?
There are a thousand of them, that's the word
Minus one, that the coyotes took
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6015 on: April 27, 2010, 02:35:36 pm »
How many sheep did the sheepherders herd?
There are a thousand of them, that's the word
Minus one, that the coyotes took
That nasty meandering crook,
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6016 on: April 27, 2010, 02:40:14 pm »
How many sheep did the sheepherders herd?
There are a thousand of them, that's the word
Minus one, that the coyotes took
That nasty meandering crook,
This all on Brokeback occurred
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6017 on: April 27, 2010, 02:42:01 pm »
Alma and Lureen didn't know who they married
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6018 on: April 27, 2010, 02:44:59 pm »
Alma and Lureen didn't know who they married
But soon they both knew the suspicions they carried
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6019 on: April 27, 2010, 02:45:55 pm »
Alma and Lureen didn't know who they married
But soon they both knew the suspicions they carried
There was no way they could be sure
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