« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 521 522 523 524 525 526 527 528 529 530 531 532 533 534 535 536 537 538 539 540 541 542 543 544 545 546 547 548 549 550 551 552 553 554 555 556 557 558 559 560 561 562 563 564 565 566 567 568 569 570 [571] 572 573 574 575 576 577 578 579 580 581 582 583 584 585 586 587 588 589 590 591 592 593 594 595 596 597 598 599 600 601 602 603 604 605 606 607 608 609 610 611 612 613 614 615 616 617 618 619 620 621 ... 796   Go Down

Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3395007 times)

Offline Sason

  • Moderator
  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 14,434
  • Bork bork bork
Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5700 on: February 07, 2010, 10:08:31 am »
The Del Mars had two girls, Junior and Jenny
but what they didn´t have was a penny
It was always a struggle to make ends meet
Logged

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

Offline SuperDistortion

  • Brokeback Got Me Good
  • *****
  • Posts: 520
Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5701 on: February 08, 2010, 02:11:28 pm »
The Del Mars had two girls, Junior and Jenny
but what they didn´t have was a penny
It was always a struggle to make ends meet
Although plenty of Bettermost beans for to eat
Logged
"Really, it's not mine..."   --- Austin Powers

Offline mariez

  • BetterMost Supporter!
  • BetterMost 1000+ Posts Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 4,084
  • "you bet"
Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5702 on: February 08, 2010, 02:15:54 pm »
The Del Mars had two girls, Junior and Jenny
but what they didn´t have was a penny
It was always a struggle to make ends meet
Although plenty of Bettermost beans for to eat
For the bills that came in the mail were many
Logged
The measure of a country's greatness is its ability to retain compassion in times of crisis         ~~~~~~~~~Thurgood Marshall

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.    ~~~~~~~~~ Mark Twain

Offline mariez

  • BetterMost Supporter!
  • BetterMost 1000+ Posts Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 4,084
  • "you bet"
Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5703 on: February 08, 2010, 02:17:25 pm »
Poor little Jenny was always wheezing
Logged
The measure of a country's greatness is its ability to retain compassion in times of crisis         ~~~~~~~~~Thurgood Marshall

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.    ~~~~~~~~~ Mark Twain

Offline SuperDistortion

  • Brokeback Got Me Good
  • *****
  • Posts: 520
Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5704 on: February 08, 2010, 04:04:43 pm »
Poor little Jenny was always wheezing
While Ennis and Jack camped in a tent freezing
Logged
"Really, it's not mine..."   --- Austin Powers

Offline Sason

  • Moderator
  • The BetterMost 10,000 Post Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 14,434
  • Bork bork bork
Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5705 on: February 08, 2010, 04:49:08 pm »
Poor little Jenny was always wheezing
While Ennis and Jack camped in a tent freezing
Neither of it made Alma happy
Logged

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

Offline ifyoucantfixit

  • BetterMost 5000+ Posts Club
  • *******
  • Posts: 8,049
Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5706 on: February 09, 2010, 03:27:17 am »





Poor little Jenny was always wheezing
While Ennis and Jack camped in a tent freezing
Neither of it made Alma happy
She thought their camping trips were crappy.
Logged



     Beautiful mind

Offline mariez

  • BetterMost Supporter!
  • BetterMost 1000+ Posts Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 4,084
  • "you bet"
Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5707 on: February 09, 2010, 03:02:28 pm »
Poor little Jenny was always wheezing
While Ennis and Jack camped in a tent freezing
Neither of it made Alma happy
She thought their camping trips were crappy.
For her, they were anything but pleasing
Logged
The measure of a country's greatness is its ability to retain compassion in times of crisis         ~~~~~~~~~Thurgood Marshall

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.    ~~~~~~~~~ Mark Twain

Offline mariez

  • BetterMost Supporter!
  • BetterMost 1000+ Posts Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 4,084
  • "you bet"
Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5708 on: February 09, 2010, 03:04:21 pm »
He never brought home even one single fish
Logged
The measure of a country's greatness is its ability to retain compassion in times of crisis         ~~~~~~~~~Thurgood Marshall

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.    ~~~~~~~~~ Mark Twain

Offline Monika

  • BetterMost Moderator
  • BetterMost 5000+ Posts Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 6,587
  • We are all the same. Women, men, gay, straight
Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5709 on: February 09, 2010, 03:09:01 pm »
He never brought home even one single fish
And never fulfilled Alma´s biggest wish
Logged
Pages: 1 ... 521 522 523 524 525 526 527 528 529 530 531 532 533 534 535 536 537 538 539 540 541 542 543 544 545 546 547 548 549 550 551 552 553 554 555 556 557 558 559 560 561 562 563 564 565 566 567 568 569 570 [571] 572 573 574 575 576 577 578 579 580 581 582 583 584 585 586 587 588 589 590 591 592 593 594 595 596 597 598 599 600 601 602 603 604 605 606 607 608 609 610 611 612 613 614 615 616 617 618 619 620 621 ... 796   Go Up
« previous next »