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Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3332557 times)

Offline SuperDistortion

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #5760 on: February 22, 2010, 11:40:57 pm »
Alma's wardrobe was full of rags,
Most were selfmade, without tags
Never hearing of darts
Though she'd be from these parts
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #5761 on: February 23, 2010, 01:00:31 pm »
My brain hurts  ;)  Someone finish the first one...

If only Ennis could have overcome his fears,
He and Jack could have been together many years.
His memories of Earl,
And kissing a girl,



Alma's wardrobe was full of rags,
Most were selfmade, without tags
Never hearing of darts
Though she'd be from these parts
But her attire belonged in garbage bags.
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Offline Lumière

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5762 on: February 23, 2010, 02:39:20 pm »

If only Ennis could have overcome his fears,
He and Jack could have been together many years.
His memories of Earl,
And kissing a girl,
Would be nothing but forgotten cares.



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You know I ain't no queer, Jack
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5763 on: February 23, 2010, 02:49:01 pm »
You know I ain't no queer, Jack
although I sure liked to ride your back
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5764 on: February 23, 2010, 03:12:18 pm »
You know I ain't no queer, Jack
although I sure liked to ride your back
and feel that soft peach ass of yours
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5765 on: February 23, 2010, 03:15:36 pm »
You know I ain't no queer, Jack
although I sure liked to ride your back
and feel that soft peach ass of yours,
Rubbin my belly when you're on all fours,
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5766 on: February 23, 2010, 03:34:02 pm »
You know I ain't no queer, Jack
although I sure liked to ride your back
and feel that soft peach ass of yours,
Rubbin my belly when you're on all fours
Before we cuddle in the sleeping sack
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5767 on: February 23, 2010, 03:35:05 pm »
Lureen's hair got blonder and blonder
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5768 on: February 23, 2010, 10:12:07 pm »
Lureen's hair got blonder and blonder
As Jack kept travelin' there and yonder
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #5769 on: February 23, 2010, 10:44:12 pm »
Lureen's hair got blonder and blonder
As Jack kept travelin' there and yonder
She looks just like Farrah,
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