Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 4054297 times)

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6210 on: July 24, 2010, 04:27:08 pm »
By day Ennis castrated calves,
And on dairy cow udders applied soothing salves
By night he longed for Jack
Flipped Alma in the sack

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6211 on: July 25, 2010, 12:17:50 am »


By day Ennis castrated calves,
And on dairy cow udders applied soothing salves
By night he longed for Jack
Flipped Alma in the sack
Was never as happy with her by halves



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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6212 on: July 25, 2010, 02:26:55 pm »
They didn't have anything to eat but beans

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6213 on: July 25, 2010, 06:37:03 pm »
They didn't have anything to eat but beans
And little more to wear than faded jeans

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6214 on: July 26, 2010, 03:34:29 pm »
They didn't have anything to eat but beans
And little more to wear than faded jeans
But they had each other

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6215 on: August 01, 2010, 06:04:57 pm »
They didn't have anything to eat but beans
And little more to wear than faded jeans
But they had each other
A thing they couldn't smother
"Really, it's not mine..."   --- Austin Powers

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6216 on: August 02, 2010, 01:58:10 pm »
Welcome to the limerick thread, SuperDistortion!   :)

Hope to see more of you here!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6217 on: August 02, 2010, 01:59:19 pm »
They didn't have anything to eat but beans
And little more to wear than faded jeans
But they had each other
A thing they couldn't smother
They weren't even adults, only teens.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6218 on: August 02, 2010, 09:47:35 pm »
'Jack, I swear', blood-stained clothes clenched in his hands
"Really, it's not mine..."   --- Austin Powers

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6219 on: August 03, 2010, 03:32:24 pm »
'Jack, I swear', blood-stained clothes clenched in his hands
The loss and grief for Jack, he somehow withstands

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