Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[southendmd]

There was a coyote with apple-sized balls,
Who eluded Jack and his rifle pratfalls,
But Ennis felled him,
'Twas lead that quelled him,

[SuperDistortion]

There was a coyote with apple-sized balls,
Who eluded Jack and his rifle pratfalls,
But Ennis felled him,
'Twas lead that quelled him,
Impaled amidst vultures arriving and squalls.

[SuperDistortion]

There once were two cowboys you'd reckon were straight

[southendmd]

There once were two cowboys you'd reckon were straight
Around the fire they sat, and baked beans they ate

[Sason]

There once were two cowboys you'd reckon were straight
Around the fire they sat, and baked beans they ate
They weren't straight after all

[SuperDistortion]

There once were two cowboys you'd reckon were straight
Around the fire they sat, and baked beans they ate
They weren't straight after all
Good thing Ennis was small 

[southendmd]

There once were two cowboys you'd reckon were straight
Around the fire they sat, and baked beans they ate
They weren't straight after all
Good thing Ennis was small 
'Cuz Jack was sure eager to consummate.

[SuperDistortion]

When the movie starts playing two notes on guitar

[zephaniah]

When the movie starts playing two notes on guitar
and the 18 wheel truck drives in from afar

[southendmd]

When the movie starts playing two notes on guitar,
And the 18 wheel truck drives in from afar,
Out steps our man,