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Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3234760 times)

Offline Sason

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6860 on: July 02, 2011, 02:34:33 pm »
It's Brokeback, not Brokebutt, but some train their focus
Only on smut and then, hocus-pocus,
But magic Brokeback is
Ang Lee is a whiz
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6861 on: July 02, 2011, 05:45:27 pm »
It's Brokeback, not Brokebutt, but some train their focus
Only on smut and then, hocus-pocus,
But magic Brokeback is
Ang Lee is a whiz
At portraying enough cute cowboys to choke us.
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6862 on: July 02, 2011, 06:20:50 pm »
^^^^^^^^^^^

LOL you're a rhyme whiz, Paul!!   :laugh:
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6863 on: July 02, 2011, 06:23:47 pm »
The limerickers have their minds in the gutter
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6864 on: July 02, 2011, 07:09:01 pm »
The limerickers have their minds in the gutter
But there's no need to gasp or stutter!
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6865 on: July 02, 2011, 07:16:21 pm »
The limerickers have their minds in the gutter
But there's no need to gasp or stutter!
limericks should have some "heat"
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6866 on: July 02, 2011, 10:43:44 pm »
The limerickers have their minds in the gutter
But there's no need to gasp or stutter!
limericks should have some "heat"
and what's really neat,
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Offline Luvlylittlewing

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6867 on: July 03, 2011, 12:32:44 am »
The limerickers have their minds in the gutter
But there's no need to gasp or stutter!
limericks should have some "heat"
and what's really neat,
Our boys still make our dear hearts flutter!
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6868 on: July 03, 2011, 11:26:43 am »
See? Lim'rickers are capable of mighty deeds!
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6869 on: July 05, 2011, 07:43:04 am »
See? Lim'rickers are capable of mighty deeds!
depending on the lines that one feeds
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
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