Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Sason]

Brokies are heading towards Alberta
Stampeding to meet like a herd o'
sheep returning home,
through valleys they'll roam,
Y'all have fun and share love ad absurda !

(You question my Latin, my friend?
My absurd dative case you would mend?
Yes, the Latin's a mess
'Cause of rhyme, I confess.
I should have put um at the end.)

 

*applauds*

[Sason]

Now limericks have expanded into Latin

[southendmd]

Now limericks have expanded into Latin,
Which Jack studied up in Lightnin' Flatten,

[Sason]

Now limericks have expanded into Latin,
Which Jack studied up in Lightnin' Flatten,
though he preferred Greek

[southendmd]

Now limericks have expanded into Latin,
Which Jack studied up in Lightnin' Flatten,
though he preferred Greek,
Cuz he's a Classics geek,

[Sason]

Now limericks have expanded into Latin,
Which Jack studied up in Lightnin' Flatten,
though he preferred Greek,
Cuz he's a Classics geek,
and he fancies sheets made of satin

[Andrew]

Satin sheets were the choice of Lureen

[Luvlylittlewing]

Satin sheets were the choice of Lureen
How much action could those sheets have seen?

[Sason]

Satin sheets were the choice of Lureen
How much action could those sheets have seen?
We'd better not ask

[southendmd]

Satin sheets were the choice of Lureen
How much action could those sheets have seen?
We'd better not ask
Not up to the task