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Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3232551 times)

Offline Luvlylittlewing

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7280 on: May 04, 2012, 12:25:51 am »
Not much is said about Alma and Lureen
It wasn't enough for them, to just cook and clean
When the cats were away
They didn't even stray,
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Offline SuperDistortion

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7281 on: May 04, 2012, 08:03:28 pm »
Not much is said about Alma and Lureen
It wasn't enough for them, to just cook and clean
When the cats were away
They didn't even stray,
Though Alma knew fishin' was not where they'd been.
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7282 on: May 05, 2012, 05:58:32 am »
Came home to crying kids and a runny nose
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Offline SuperDistortion

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7283 on: May 05, 2012, 07:12:19 pm »
Came home to crying kids and a runny nose
Had a couple of beers to drown his sorrows 
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7284 on: May 09, 2012, 12:00:41 pm »
Came home to crying kids and a runny nose
Had a couple of beers to drown his sorrows 
Only had two hands
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7285 on: May 09, 2012, 07:12:47 pm »
Came home to crying kids and a runny nose
Had a couple of beers to drown his sorrows 
Only had two hands
Left one tied by bands
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Offline Luvlylittlewing

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7286 on: May 09, 2012, 07:23:11 pm »
Came home to crying kids and a runny nose
Had a couple of beers to drown his sorrows
Only had two hands
Left one tied by bands
But his love for his girls grows and grows
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Offline SuperDistortion

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7287 on: May 09, 2012, 08:55:00 pm »
He climbed Brokeback Mountain to greet The Dark Knight
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7288 on: May 10, 2012, 02:42:04 pm »
He climbed Brokeback Mountain to greet The Dark Knight,
but couldn't find him - he was nowhere in sight
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7289 on: May 13, 2012, 09:02:32 pm »
He climbed Brokeback Mountain to greet The Dark Knight,
but couldn't find him - he was nowhere in sight
'Til landing The Joker
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