((Still off stage, Mika is more sidetracked than ever, as the hue-and-cry not only for stardom and fame but for stars and celebrities now has reached the mountainous locations:))
- "Hey Lady, you're Annie Proulx, aren't you? Or her close cousin? Or at least her next-door neigbor? I'll give you my autograph if you give me yours!"
- "Look, aunt! A talking mule!! Ha-ha! We're being punk'd!!"