Author Topic: THE PERFORMANCE THREAD aside ((action)) %%thought%% (Read 1927865 times)

Ray · « **Reply #510 on:** June 23, 2006, 08:55:02 pm »

= LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: THE MOMENT WE"VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR - LOW STARTLE POINT TWIRL!!!!! =

alec716 · « **Reply #511 on:** June 23, 2006, 09:02:35 pm »

Quote from: meryl on June 23, 2006, 08:08:50 pm

((The High Priestess lights along a message to the Basque to quit hanging onto the Warshrag and give it back to Miss Anke Spanky, who has all Relics necessary for filming under her special care (provided there is not going to be a reprise of the Warshrag scene, seeing as its first appearance has now been designated a "Dream Sequence") .

(Terry Cloth: **Regarding my earlier inadvertent participation in the Dream Sequence, all I can say is sorry for the premature articulation.

**)

Daniel · « **Reply #512 on:** June 23, 2006, 09:08:53 pm »

** I don't think Ennis is going to perform a low startle-point twirl for us, Mr. Raymille. If he does, I'll be quite surprised, and I'll applaud the effort **.

Ray · « **Reply #513 on:** June 23, 2006, 09:12:52 pm »

** Ya dag! It's not all about Ennis ya know! **

Meryl · « **Reply #514 on:** June 23, 2006, 09:26:44 pm »

Quote from: alec716 on June 23, 2006, 09:02:35 pm

(Terry Cloth: **Regarding my earlier inadvertent participation in the Dream Sequence, all I can say is sorry for the premature articulation. **)

**Smarty-cloth.

He has style, though.

**

newyearsday · « **Reply #515 on:** June 23, 2006, 10:02:40 pm »

**without further ado...(and thank you for your patience!)**

LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE:

((trembles a bit as Jack approaches and starts to untie her))

** Oh Goody!! I thought they'd never finish. This stand still, wait-for-'em-to-untie-me bullshit....Jack ain't got no right makin me do som'n against ma' nature. I gotta dance! I gotta sing! Gotta do my thing, ya know?!!**

**But looky here, I'll show 'im -- been practicin my super double-spin all spring. It actually has a 3.2 degree of difficulty by itself, but when you add it to a mount for a mount/spin combo, the judges add on 2 more points. Let's see if I can pull it off and impress this rodeo cowboy...**

((JACK climbs up onto LSP HORSE and she begins her wind up, whinnying and spinning in a double turn as JACK fights to control her. ))

**Aww, shit! I fell into that lil' sappling and lost my center! Man, this onyx and hematite saddle ain't worth a damn and it's thowing off my timing. Jack don't seem too happy bout it neither.

Just like my ol' mare--tryin a keep me down but goddamit, I been spinnin' and twirlin' since I was just a little thing...always said I was artistic, with my dancin and turns an all, and tell you what, that specialist with the English accent that my mama took me to said the same thing!! She said I was ahh--tistic and said, "I know it, I know I am!" Some people just don't understand true talent when they see it I guess. Hmmf! **

alec716 · « **Reply #516 on:** June 23, 2006, 10:08:11 pm »

Quote from: Daniel on June 23, 2006, 09:08:53 pm

** I don't think Ennis is going to perform a low startle-point twirl for us, Mr. Raymille. If he does, I'll be quite surprised, and I'll applaud the effort **.

** You are correct, Daniel .. Ennis's LSP moment comes later in the first tent scene, and Jack is the one who twirls.

**

YaadPyar · « **Reply #517 on:** June 23, 2006, 10:19:59 pm »

Quote from: newyearsday on June 23, 2006, 10:02:40 pm

LOW STARTLE POINT HORSE:

**Aww, shit! I fell into that lil' sappling and lost my center! Man, this onyx and hematite saddle ain't worth a damn and it's thowing off my timing. Jack don't seem too happy bout it neither.

(( FSD bestows new saddle upon LSP Horse that is as magnificent as she. ))

Daniel · « **Reply #518 on:** June 23, 2006, 10:25:39 pm »

YOUNG JACK:

((Barking dogs can be heard in the distance. Jack jumps to his feet, forgetting that Ennis hasn't responded yet.))

((Grabs some of the food that is just now edible and stuffs it in a knapsack, heading over to the LOW STARTLE-POINT HORSE))

((looks back over at Ennis, slows down a bit as he unties the horse))

Gotta get back up with the sheep. Something's going on.

((As the STARTLE-POINT HORSE starts dancing around, Jack holds on for dear life.))

Woah, little darlin'! This ain't no time for a rodeo show. We gotta get back to the sheep!

((He finally gets the HORSE under control and heads her back up to the grazing field. He looks back at Ennis with an unreadable expression.))

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YaadPyar · « **Reply #519 on:** June 23, 2006, 10:43:43 pm »

** Late Breaking News: Mr. Raymille will be discussing B.A.M. on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno this evening. We have an advance photo of the outfit he's chosen to wear. Many of you know Mr. Raymille is an old poof from way back; you may not realize he also wears poofy sleeves whenever possible. Jay Leno will be rolling out the red carpet for Mr. Raymille, who refuses to walk down anything but that for his grand entrance, and so he is, of course, color coordinated to match it. **

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