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Offline Adiabatic

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Award ideas for next Brokie gathering
« on: June 22, 2006, 05:15:51 am »
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Offline fernly

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Re: Award ideas for next Brokie gathering
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2006, 09:16:58 am »
In the BROKEBACK SF ADVENTURE thread, Meryl asked whether there would be an award for “Scrawniest Ass” at the next Brokie gathering.

That inspired me to come up with a few suggestions:

  • “Ennis Del Mar nostril-flaring”
  • “Jack Twist lip-licking”
  • 3- and 10-meter sheep carry; 25-meter sheep drag
  • Food-flinging mule chase
  • Fewest drops of whiskey spilled during rodeo dance
  • Time travel--knocking an ignoramus into: tomorrow (bronze), three days from now (silver), next week (gold)
  • Turkey carving--electric vs. manual. Points given for posture, artistry, speed.

Any others...?

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How about this one?
  • Retrieval of hat (red) without being run over by galloping horse - style points given for remembering to knock dust off and say "Ma'am"
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Re: Award ideas for next Brokie gathering
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2006, 09:32:18 am »
  • Red-neck ass-kicking
  • Against the wind cigarette lighting
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Re: Award ideas for next Brokie gathering
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2006, 10:20:25 am »
  • Harmonica playing
  • Can-opener wrangling
  • Car-door-handle polishing
  • Boot-in-fire endurance match

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Re: Award ideas for next Brokie gathering
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2006, 11:44:47 am »
Ha ha ha. great thread.  :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Award ideas for next Brokie gathering
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2006, 11:48:53 pm »
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Re: Award ideas for next Brokie gathering
« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2006, 12:08:32 am »
Ha ha ha. great thread.  :laugh: :laugh:



And speaking of great threads, how about an award for Couples' Spit-Stringing?   just a thought.
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Re: Award ideas for next Brokie gathering
« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2006, 09:47:49 am »
  • no-hands combine driving - going in circles a must
  • soup box packing - bonus points for speed, since judges prefer that contestants not stand around tyin' knots all day
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Re: Award ideas for next Brokie gathering
« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2006, 12:59:16 pm »
Awesome thread!

How 'bout:
- Snow-dancing
- Fake hair styling (categories include Mustache, Sideburn, and Ladies' Wigs)
- Dance-floor hair tossing
- Cowboy way-laying (extra points if he's on his way to the men's room)
- Matin' call-ing
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Re: Award ideas for next Brokie gathering
« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2006, 01:05:37 pm »
  • Blue streak talking (I'm afraid I'd be a prime contender for that one)
  • The One-Foot Boot Shuffle
  • Coffee can and bucket kicking - extra points for not tripping
  • Potato peeling - extra points for keeping eyes peeled on potato at all times, despite numerous distractions


« Last Edit: June 23, 2006, 03:44:10 pm by ednbarby »
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