Once, in New Orleans, years ago, I saw a T shirt that said, "Help! I've fallen and I can't find my beer." I still think that's hie-larious.
In New Orleans, you'd be walking along the street and someone would yell out, "I know where you got you shoes!"Where?" you'd say.They'd yell, "You got 'em on your feet!"Much better than that other, more famous, New Orleans anatomical street yell.
Would that be the one about showing your boobs?
Yes, though they didn't use the word "boobs."Plus, in recent years, the yelling has become co-ed, so more than one kind of body part now gets requests.
Just goes to show what drunk people think is funny.