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Offline Ellemeno

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Re: Expressions You Hate!
« Reply #190 on: December 09, 2008, 05:07:15 am »
Once, in New Orleans, years ago, I saw a T shirt that said, "Help!  I've fallen and I can't find my beer."  I still think that's hie-larious.

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Re: Expressions You Hate!
« Reply #191 on: December 09, 2008, 09:39:29 am »
I've heard my brother give "Chicken butt" as an answer to "guess what?" and I used to think it was something he thought was funny, but now i've heard others say it, as well as to add another question and answer to it.

This was the exchange at our table on Thanksgiving.

Me:  Oh, guess what?

Chris:  Chicken butt.

Eric:  Guess why?

Chris:  Why?

Eric:  Chicken thigh.


 ??? ??? ??? ???


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Expressions You Hate!
« Reply #192 on: December 09, 2008, 09:43:38 am »
OMG!  I just did a google images search and found this!








It's everywhere!!!!!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Expressions You Hate!
« Reply #193 on: December 09, 2008, 10:13:43 am »
Once, in New Orleans, years ago, I saw a T shirt that said, "Help!  I've fallen and I can't find my beer."  I still think that's hie-larious.

In New Orleans, you'd be walking along the street and someone would yell out, "I know where you got you shoes!

"Where?" you'd say.

They'd yell, "You got 'em on your feet!"



Much better than that other, more famous, New Orleans anatomical street yell.


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Re: Expressions You Hate!
« Reply #194 on: December 09, 2008, 10:40:42 am »
In New Orleans, you'd be walking along the street and someone would yell out, "I know where you got you shoes!

"Where?" you'd say.

They'd yell, "You got 'em on your feet!"



Much better than that other, more famous, New Orleans anatomical street yell.

Would that be the one about showing your boobs?  ::)
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Re: Expressions You Hate!
« Reply #195 on: December 09, 2008, 11:01:56 am »
Would that be the one about showing your boobs?  ::)

Yes, though they didn't use the word "boobs."

Plus, in recent years, the yelling has become co-ed, so more than one kind of body part now gets requests.





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Re: Expressions You Hate!
« Reply #196 on: December 09, 2008, 11:36:42 am »
Yes, though they didn't use the word "boobs."

Plus, in recent years, the yelling has become co-ed, so more than one kind of body part now gets requests.

 ::)
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Re: Expressions You Hate!
« Reply #197 on: December 09, 2008, 02:56:23 pm »
In New Orleans, you'd be walking along the street and someone would yell out, "I know where you got you shoes!

"Where?" you'd say.

They'd yell, "You got 'em on your feet!"

Much better than that other, more famous, New Orleans anatomical street yell.

Just goes to show what drunk people think is funny.  ::) ;D

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Re: Expressions You Hate!
« Reply #198 on: December 09, 2008, 02:59:16 pm »
Just goes to show what drunk people think is funny.  ::) ;D

Do you mean me?  ;D 


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Re: Expressions You Hate!
« Reply #199 on: December 09, 2008, 04:17:52 pm »
Here's another one of which I was reminded only minutes ago: Repurpose.  :P
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