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Offline CellarDweller

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1480 on: January 13, 2009, 08:24:31 am »
Brokeback of The Living Dead







Alma (thinking):  Oh my.....it's not gonna be
so lonely on this ranch tonight!
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1481 on: January 13, 2009, 08:26:00 am »

BROKEBACK TITANIC





















Celine:  Near.....far....where ever you are....I believe that the
heart will goooo ooooonnnnnnnnn......







Jack:  Ennis, what are you waiting for?   She's singing that damn song again!
 Shoot!  Shoot!  Shoooooooot!
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1482 on: January 13, 2009, 08:27:10 am »

BROKEBACK TITANIC


















     


              Leonardo:  We did this pose first.             Heath:  We made it look better.
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1483 on: January 13, 2009, 09:43:33 am »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

LOL, thanks so much for posting these here Chuckie. Love 'em all, but I think "Shoot! Shoot" Shoooooot!" is my fav. I so agree with Jack (apologizes to potential Celine Dion fans here).

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1484 on: January 13, 2009, 09:52:17 am »
I don't know what the proper way is here, because I snatched one on DC. Laughed my a$$ off and wanted to share it here. Hope it's ok to snatch it when I give credits: the following photocaption was posted by user "bubba" on DC.




You pair of deuces lookin' for work?







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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1485 on: January 13, 2009, 09:59:20 am »
This one is by me, inspired by the sign Kerry posted in his Komedy Klub







"OK, I think I can do that."
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1486 on: January 13, 2009, 01:28:56 pm »
Brokeback Telephone!



*ring....ring.....ring*






Hello?




Jack Twist loves Ennis Del Mar, pass it on.....*click*


*ring....ring.....ring*







Hello?




Jack twisted up his penis in the car.  Pass it on....*click*




*ring....ring.....ring*




Hello?





Jack passed gas out of his anus in a jar.....pass it on   *click*





*ring....ring.....ring*



Hello?






Jack wants to grow grass on Uranus with some tar.....pass it on  *click*






*ring....ring.....ring*



Hello?





Jack wants to blow glass and make pretty glass jars.   Pass it on.   *click*







Who?  Who was that?
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1487 on: January 13, 2009, 01:53:14 pm »
:laugh:   LOVE these, especially the telephone one!!
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1488 on: January 14, 2009, 11:48:18 am »


Ennis (thinks):  Maybe Jack didn't mean to be sitting by that guy.

Austin:  Hiya Jack, I'm glad you saved a seat for me.

Jack:  Ummmm.....I think there's a misunderstanding....
 








Austin Powers:  That's right baby!  
He saved that seat for me!   C'mon Jack!  
Tell him that I make you horny!
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1489 on: January 14, 2009, 11:49:27 am »

Ennis (thinks):  Two guys!  Jack's here with two guys named Austin?.

Austin:  Jack, what's going on here?

Jack:  Ummmm.....I think there's a misunderstanding....
 








Austin Powers:  There's no misuderstanding!!
We're all randy here now!!!!
Party for 3!










Steve Austin:  Hiya Jack!  Thanks for saving my seat!

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