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Offline CellarDweller

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1490 on: January 14, 2009, 11:50:07 am »


Ennis (thinks):  Well for fuck's sake!  Three guys!  Jack's here with three guys named Austin?  It doesn't get much worse, does it?

Austin:  I'm waiting for an explanation, Jack!

Jack:  As soon as I have one, I'll tell ya!
 








Austin Powers:  Oh like we have long to wait!
C'mon mate!  Get a move on!
I ain't gettin' any less horny!







Steve Austin:  Nobody said anything to me
about an Englishman!  They'll be an
extra charge for that.










Steve Austin:  Hiya guys!  The real Steve Austin is here now.
Jack, thanks for saving my seat.  Tell that scrawny
girly man to get up so I can sit down!


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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1491 on: January 21, 2009, 07:45:48 am »



Ennis:  You know I ain't queer.

Jack:  Bitch, please.  I can see right through you.
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1492 on: January 21, 2009, 07:47:04 am »



Ennis:  Nice spine there, Jack.

Jack:  Oh yeah?  Nice bush there, Ennis!
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1493 on: January 25, 2009, 06:57:31 pm »
Vocabulary Words for Cowboys and Herders



Woolies:  Sheep
Smokes:  Cigarettes
Dumbass:  Unsatisfactory; inadequate.
Forty winks:  Nap
First Light:  Ideally, dawn. (Realistically, around 9:30am.)
Slop-bucket:  Profane
Parka:  any warm coat
Thing:  Relationship
Thing that grabs hold of us:  Passionate Relationship
Fishin:  Fucking
Drinkin and Talkin:  see Fishin
~
Universal, all-purpose terms: Hunh; Hmm.
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1494 on: January 25, 2009, 07:32:23 pm »


Jack:  Ennis, what in the hell are you wearing?

















Ennis:  I saw Aretha wear it to the inauguration.  You like?






Jack:  You're such a Joker!
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1495 on: January 25, 2009, 08:11:31 pm »


"You ever get the feelin', I don't know, er, when you're in town, and someone looks at you, suspicious...like he knows?
And then you get out on the pavement, and everyone lookin' at you, like they all know too?"



Gee, can't imagine why you might feel that way.
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1496 on: January 26, 2009, 04:20:17 pm »
Quote from: LauraGigs on January 25, 2009, 08:11:31 pm
Gee, can't imagine why you might feel that way. [/right]


 ;D :laugh: ;D :laugh:

Love the photoshop of the Joker with Aretha's hat. ;D
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1497 on: January 26, 2009, 06:46:11 pm »




       That dang hat, was sure a show stopper...  Like some kind of gigantic left over christmas pkg.     ::)
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1498 on: January 27, 2009, 08:21:40 am »


aretha aguirre: Twist!  Del Mar!  Git your
scrawny asses out of that tent!  I saw what
you've been doing!  I got to watching you two
and....well..

You make me feel....you make me feel...
you make me feel like
a natural woman!
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1499 on: January 27, 2009, 08:45:13 am »


Jake (thinking): I don't care what the director says, I don't
think the Prince of Persia would've worn this hat!
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
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