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Offline CellarDweller

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1530 on: March 13, 2009, 12:35:25 pm »


That's right, I'm from Texas.  Where the cowboys wear big hats, and the women wear big hair!
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1531 on: March 13, 2009, 12:35:55 pm »




I still don't understand why Ennis' brother gave him a box of K-Y for a wedding gift.......
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1532 on: March 13, 2009, 12:49:10 pm »
Quote from: CellarDweller on March 13, 2009, 12:34:21 pm


*sings*

I think I'll go for a walk outside now, the summer sun's callin' my name, I'm happy now....I just can't stay inside all day....I gotta get out, get me some of those raaaaays.....everybody's smiling....sunshine day.....everybody's lauging...sunshine day....everybody seems so happy and gay...it's a sunshine day....

 :laugh: :laugh:  I love the Brokeback Mountain/Brady Bunch crossover.  It's a natural!  Not to mention Sesame Street!  These are great.  Thanks!  :)
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1533 on: March 13, 2009, 05:28:25 pm »



Alma Jr:  Why would my daddy have a closet full of KY?  Think about it Cassie.  Think hard.
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1534 on: March 13, 2009, 05:31:54 pm »



Ennis:  Take a swig of that, Jack.  It will wash the salty taste from your mouth.
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1535 on: March 13, 2009, 05:34:29 pm »


Ennis *to himself*  I don't get why I have to take off my boots if Jack wants to "go shrimping".  The lake is over there.
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1536 on: March 13, 2009, 05:52:12 pm »


Jack:  What did those fellas want, Ennis??

Ennis:  Sumthin' about needing a new member for their "group"  Why would either one of us want to hang out with a carpenter, a policeman, Indian, cycle rider, and solider??
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1537 on: March 13, 2009, 05:54:55 pm »


Horse in background:  Get a room!!!!
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1538 on: March 13, 2009, 05:55:52 pm »



Horse in background:  Hey!!!  That one guy is hung like a.....well....like me
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1539 on: March 13, 2009, 05:58:51 pm »



Randall *to himself*....Well daym...how dense is this cowboy??  I rolled out the red carpet over yonder, do I need to send an engraved invite??
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
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