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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1550 on: March 14, 2009, 01:15:41 pm »




Heath:  Daym!

Jake:  I told you that Anne had a great rack!
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1551 on: March 14, 2009, 01:16:22 pm »


Ang:  Shall we dance?

Clint:  I don't know Ang.  Cowboy movies sure have changed over the years!
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1552 on: March 14, 2009, 01:17:03 pm »



Reporter:  Mr. Gyllenhaal, what would you say was the hardest thing about filming Brokeback Mountain?

Jake:  Hmmmmm.......Heath's penis!
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1553 on: March 14, 2009, 01:17:46 pm »



Enjoy the awards Phillip Seymour Hoffman, everyone knows who the REAL best actor of the year was.
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1554 on: March 14, 2009, 01:19:05 pm »



Jack:  And then.....she said "Bloody Mary" for the third time...and she turned around and....BOO!


Ennis:  Daym...Now I'm too scurred to sleep Jack, you better join me in the tent.
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1555 on: March 14, 2009, 01:19:47 pm »



Ang Lee:  Next item on the Brokeback Mountain charity auction block....this item is from the Jake Gyllenhaal collection, it's one of the belt buckles his character, "Jack Twist" won in the film.
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1556 on: March 14, 2009, 01:22:34 pm »





Ennis, you really need to understand the importance of stretching before doing anything strenuous.
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1557 on: March 14, 2009, 01:26:11 pm »




*Letter*:  Dear Mr. Ledger, thank you for your interest in our project.  We believe you are a great character and method actor.  However, we do not feel you will properly represent the character of Tarzan in our new film.

Have you thought about trying Westerns?

Sincerly,

Swinging Vine Productions
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1558 on: March 14, 2009, 01:35:56 pm »



The men, they are two cuties
The ladies are two beauties
To make this movie was their duty
The brokeback family

The mountains were appealing
Where the boys would be dealing
With their different feelings
The brokeback family

so grab a sled that you can glide on
or a horse that you can ride on
and shower all our pride on
the brokeback family
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1559 on: March 14, 2009, 01:36:32 pm »


Jake:  Get outta here!

Heath:  I'm tellin' ya, our kiss scenes got Michelle all hot and bothered!

Jake:  Get outta here!

Heath:  Dude, she's already ordered the "Director's Cut" edition of the DVD
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
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